I told the manager at the Chinese restaurant that my meat was rubbery.
He thanked me.
Two cannibals are discussing life…
One asks the other who was recently married, “Hey, how’s the married life treating you?”. The other cannibal says, “Not too bad, but my wife doesn’t know how to cook!”. The other cannibal says, “I just got a new cookbook. I’ll loan it to you. Give it a try!”.
A few weeks pass, and the first...
I went out for Chinese last night, I told the waiter that the chicken was rubbery...
He thanked me.
I was in an Asian restaurant and the waiter asked me if I was enjoying the steak. I told him it was rubbery
He said, "Thank you very much"
What article of clothing is round and rubbery?
An elastic band runs into a bank with a gun.
"Nobody move, this is a rubbery!"
An American couple is at a Chinese restaurant.
The husband says "waiter, my wife's chicken is rubbery". Waiter replies, "yes, I think you're wife is rubbery too".
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A mum and son are driving on a highway and out of no where,
A red rubbery dildo comes flying , hits the windshield and goes away, so the mum trying to save the boy's innocence says, 'wow that was a huge bug' , and the boy says "Dang! How does it fly with a cock that big!"
There was a truckload of tires on the interstate and they all fell out
It was highway rubbery!
Dating a French Horn player
A girl went out on a date with a trumpet player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was it? Did his embouchure make him a great kisser?"
"Nah," the first girl replied. "That dry, tight, tiny little pucker; it was no fun at all."
The next night she went out with a tub...
A cornea, a female sheep, a tire and a nerd walk into a haunted house
The cornea bounces in first, making plenty of noise all throughout the house, and leaves terrified and satisfied.
The female sheep prances in next, and terrified bleeting can be heard by all, before she leaves in fear.
The tire rolls in next, making loud, frightened rubbery noises insi...
Not a joke, but a very funny story
I will never forget this story my percussion teacher, who is from the UK, told us in band class back in 2003.
In America, everyone knows when we say rubbers, we mean condoms. Well apparently, the British refer to erasers as rubbers, for good reason because erasers are indeed rubbery. But that...
Why did Plastic Man get kicked out of Justice League?
He was accused of rubbery
A man walks into a restaurant in Mainland China.
He calls the waiter over and tells him, 'That steak was rubbery.'
'Thank you for the compriment, sir, and have a rubbery evening!'