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Rubbery Jokes

I went out for Chinese last night, I told the waiter that the chicken was rubbery...

He thanked me.

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

I was in an Asian restaurant and the waiter asked me if I was enjoying the steak. I told him it was rubbery

He said, "Thank you very much"

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A mum and son are driving on a highway and out of no where,

A red rubbery dildo comes flying , hits the windshield and goes away, so the mum trying to save the boy's innocence says, 'wow that was a huge bug' , and the boy says "Dang! How does it fly with a cock that big!"

A man on a business trip went out for breakfast

When the waitress came to his booth, she asked "What can we get you?"

The man paused and said "I'll tell you what- I'd like the special, but I want my toast burned to a crisp, my bacon rubbery, my coffee weak and when you bring me the food I want you to yell at me."

Puzzled, the wait...

An American couple is at a Chinese restaurant.

The husband says "waiter, my wife's chicken is rubbery". Waiter replies, "yes, I think you're wife is rubbery too".

An elastic band runs into a bank with a gun.

"Nobody move, this is a rubbery!"

Two cannibals are discussing life…

One asks the other who was recently married, “Hey, how’s the married life treating you?”. The other cannibal says, “Not too bad, but my wife doesn’t know how to cook!”. The other cannibal says, “I just got a new cookbook. I’ll loan it to you. Give it a try!”.

A few weeks pass, and the first...

A man walks into a restaurant in Mainland China.

He calls the waiter over and tells him,
'That steak was rubbery.'

'Thank you for the compriment, sir, and have a rubbery evening!'

Dating a French Horn player

A girl went out on a date with a trumpet player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was it? Did his embouchure make him a great kisser?"

"Nah," the first girl replied. "That dry, tight, tiny little pucker; it was no fun at all."

The next night she went out with a tub...

A cornea, a female sheep, a tire and a nerd walk into a haunted house

The cornea bounces in first, making plenty of noise all throughout the house, and leaves terrified and satisfied.

The female sheep prances in next, and terrified bleeting can be heard by all, before she leaves in fear.

The tire rolls in next, making loud, frightened rubbery noises insi...

Why did Plastic Man get kicked out of Justice League?

He was accused of rubbery

Not a joke, but a very funny story

I will never forget this story my percussion teacher, who is from the UK, told us in band class back in 2003.

In America, everyone knows when we say rubbers, we mean condoms. Well apparently, the British refer to erasers as rubbers, for good reason because erasers are indeed rubbery. But that...

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