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Oily Jokes

Yo mama so oily...

The US tried to invade her!

My skin is so oily

that I'm afraid that one day America may invade it!

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Bella Thorne’s face is super oily

So as an American it’s only natural I want to drill the fuck out of it.

We were changing shifts at the fish sticks factory at the grinder station....

I was at the end of my shift, spattered with oily fish gore, and had my hand in the corkscrew feeder trying to pull a stick bit of bone out. My coworker, in his fresh beginning of shift uniform, reached in to help and his dry cotton sleeve caught and he was pulled in to a gruesome death. As I stood ...

Why did the New Yorker spray pam all over their body every night before bed?

To wake up oily

Why did the blonde go to sleep under her 20-year-old car?

So she could wake up oily in the morning.

A teenager went to United Nations for help...

The UN judge asks, "Want are you afraid of?"

He replies,"My face is so oily, I'm afraid the US would invade me."

Why did the boy sleep under the oil tank?

He wanted to get up oily in the morning!

The Genie and the Demon

Three men are out walking in the woods one day, when they stumble upon an old bronze lamp. Naturally, having spent much of their lives reading internet jokes, their first inclination is to rub the lamp and excitedly greet the genie that emerges.

"You have freed me from my near-eternal captivi...

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