What do you call a motorcycle club comprised entirely of bisexual monarchs from Scandinavia?
How do you know you've reached the end of Scandinavia?
Because of the Finnish!
Did you know Mortal Kombat was actually based on an old Scandinavian worship song?
A Finnish Hymn.
If you can't become a citizen of Scandinavia through the naturalization process, what could you do?
You use artificial Sweden-er!
A man trying to emigrate to Scandinavia found the process too daunting to complete.
He was never Finnished.
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The Sami temperature scale
(ed: the Sami are an indigineous people living in the northern parts of Scandinavia, also called Lapland)
+10°C: Inhabitants of Helsinki turn off the heat. The Sami plant flowers.
+5°C: If the sun rises over the horizon, it's sunbathing time for the Sami
+2°C: Italian cars won't...
Captain John McGrue was one of the most respected explorers
Born in England, he became known for his seafaring skills at a young age. At the age of 20, he heard the legends of the greatest drinks in the world, a quest many explorers had tried, but unfortunately none could complete the trip. McGrue was talked out of it by every friend, until at 28, already an...
Do you know why the researchers have to take a ship to explore the Arctic circle?
Because there's Norway beyond Scandinavia!