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Flanders Jokes

What sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear?

Oakley Doakleys

What's Ned Flanders' favorite exercise?

Diddly-squats!

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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What type of cheese does Ned Flanders name his penis after?

Pecorino.

I thought my friend Flanders was exercising this Morning

Turns out he was doing Diddily Squat!

Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

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Did you know that Flemish people are consistently rated as highly attractive, but have a low average IQ?

Stupid sexy Flanders.

Microbiotics in sour beer has been found to improve the health of North Belgians.

That proves what's good for the Gose is good for the Flanders.

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