What did the Senate say to Julius Caesar?

You’ve got a lot of Gaul!

What do French barbarians wear to protect their eyes?


(Courtesy of my eight year old.)

Why was Julius Caesar the first dictator of Rome?

He was the only one with the Gaul to try it.

My girlfriend said I don't know how to be romantic

So I yelled "DEUS VULT!" and invaded Gaul. Proved her wrong

A centurion and his cohort walk into a bar...

The bartender sighs and says, "Lemme guess. You either want one martinus or you'll hold up two fingers in a V and ask for five."

The centurion stabbed him because the bartender was a Gaul.

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