Julius Caesar was addressing the crowd in the Coliseum
Friends, Romans and Countrymen, lend me your ears. Tomorrow I take our glorious army to conquer Northern Europe and I shall start with France. We shall kill many Gauls and return victorious."
The crowd are up on their feet "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar"
Brutus turn...
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What did Vercingetorix say to Caesar upon surrender?
"You've got a lot of Gaul"
-Julius Caesar
*'Commentarii de Bello Gallico'*
**And what's the deal with this so-called 'good' emperor, anyway?**
*Nerva, that guy*
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What did the Senate say to Julius Caesar?
You’ve got a lot of Gaul!
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Why was Julius Caesar the first dictator of Rome?
He was the only one with the Gaul to try it.
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What do French barbarians wear to protect their eyes?
Gaul-gles.
(Courtesy of my eight year old.)
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A centurion and his cohort walk into a bar...
The bartender sighs and says, "Lemme guess. You either want one martinus or you'll hold up two fingers in a V and ask for five."
The centurion stabbed him because the bartender was a Gaul.
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