A foreign dignitary is being shown around a police station in Belarus, and he decides to as a question...
*Why do your police officers always patrol in teams of three?*, he asks.
*Simple,* his host says.
*There's always one that can read, and one that can write.*
*But what's the third one for?*, the dignitary asks.
*He's there to keep an eye on the tw...
What happens when Russia, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Armenia, Ukraine and Latvia get back together?
A Soviet reunion
A Russian man lives all alone in a cabin
One day, someone from the government shows up and tells him that due to a map surveyor's error in the 1940s, the cabin he lives in was mistakenly marked as part of Russia, but in fact, it's actually a part of Belarus.
"Oh thank God!" the man exclaims. "I don't think I would have been able to...