Somewhere over Belarus a pilot just had a radio call
Pilot to crew: We are requested to land immediately.
Please prepare the cabin.
Crew: Why, what is happening?
Pilot: Threat of an explosive.
Cew: What? What explosive?!
Pilot: The one they will fire at us if we don't.
Customs agent: Welcome to Belarus!
Customs agent: Are you here for business or tourism?
Customs agent: Occupation?
What happens when Russia, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Armenia, Ukraine and Latvia get back together?
A Soviet reunion
A foreign dignitary is being shown around a police station in Belarus, and he decides to as a question...
*Why do your police officers always patrol in teams of three?*, he asks.
*Simple,* his host says.
*There's always one that can read, and one that can write.*
*But what's the third one for?*, the dignitary asks.
*He's there to keep an eye on the tw...
A Belarusian joke
A guy is walking down the street in Minsk, the capital of Belarus very close to the protests when suddenly a police car full of cops pulls up. The cops jump out of the car and start beating up the guy.
The poor guy then yells: "No, please, stop! I voted for Lukashenko!"
One of the cops...
A Russian man lives all alone in a cabin
One day, someone from the government shows up and tells him that due to a map surveyor's error in the 1940s, the cabin he lives in was mistakenly marked as part of Russia, but in fact, it's actually a part of Belarus.
"Oh thank God!" the man exclaims. "I don't think I would have been able to...