A guy is walking down the street in Minsk, the capital of Belarus very close to the protests when suddenly a police car full of cops pulls up. The cops jump out of the car and start beating up the guy.
The poor guy then yells: "No, please, stop! I voted for Lukashenko!"
One of the cops...
Customs agent: Welcome to Belarus!
Customs agent: Are you here for business or tourism?
Customs agent: Occupation?
A foreign dignitary is being shown around a police station in Belarus, and he decides to as a question...
*Why do your police officers always patrol in teams of three?*, he asks.
*Simple,* his host says.
*There's always one that can read, and one that can write.*
*But what's the third one for?*, the dignitary asks.
*He's there to keep an eye on the tw...
Why aren’t there any minorities in Belarus?
Because they’re all white Russians
What happens when Russia, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Armenia, Ukraine and Latvia get back together?
A Soviet reunion
A Russian man lives all alone in a cabin
One day, someone from the government shows up and tells him that due to a map surveyor's error in the 1940s, the cabin he lives in was mistakenly marked as part of Russia, but in fact, it's actually a part of Belarus.
"Oh thank God!" the man exclaims. "I don't think I would have been able to...