A foreign dignitary is being shown around a police station in Belarus, and he decides to as a question...
*Why do your police officers always patrol in teams of three?*, he asks.
*Simple,* his host says.
*There's always one that can read, and one that can write.*
*But what's the third one for?*, the dignitary asks.
*He's there to keep an eye on the tw...
Why aren’t there any minorities in Belarus?
Because they’re all white Russians
What happens when Russia, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Armenia, Ukraine and Latvia get back together?
A Soviet reunion
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A 20 year old man visited his 100 year old grandmother
The 20 year old asked what was her secret to living so long. His grandmother replied, "I will tell you if you do one thing for me, tell me how grains of sand on every beach in the entire world!" The 20 year old planning to travel the world took this challenge and set off counting every grain ...
A Russian man lives all alone in a cabin
One day, someone from the government shows up and tells him that due to a map surveyor's error in the 1940s, the cabin he lives in was mistakenly marked as part of Russia, but in fact, it's actually a part of Belarus.
"Oh thank God!" the man exclaims. "I don't think I would have been able to...