Judge: "You are accused of beating your wife to death. If you want to expect any mercy, you'll have to give us a damn good reason." Man: "She was so stupid, I just had to kill her." Judge: "That is even worse. If you don't want to be declared guilty on the spot, you ...
God was showing off the mountains he made to his angels...
He showed them the Alps, the Himalayas, and the Pyrenees.
Impressed, the first angel said "that's nice, got any more?"
God replied, "oh yeah, Andes."
What's below the Pyrenees?
A pair of ankles