A group of old men were sitting at the local VFW, downing beers and trading war stories.
They were joined by another old man, who was new to their club, so they took their turns trying to prove who was the toughest.
First the Navy guy stood up: "I was on the USS Indianapolis, when it g...
A man is in court
(Long but worth it)
Judge: "You are accused of beating your wife to death. If you want to expect any mercy, you'll have to give us a damn good reason." Man: "She was so stupid, I just had to kill her." Judge: "That is even worse. If you don't want to be declared guilty on the spot, you ...
God was showing off the mountains he made to his angels...
He showed them the Alps, the Himalayas, and the Pyrenees.
Impressed, the first angel said "that's nice, got any more?"
God replied, "oh yeah, Andes."