If I get the UK variant of coronavirus will my cough sound different?
Like instead of COUGH COUGH UGHH is it more like AHEM ERM His Majesty David Beckham has come to take your spices and subjugate your people AHEM AHEM
A man bursts into a confession booth
"Father!" he cries, hardly able to breathe. "For the last month I have been having daily orgies with just me and 5 women from my street. Two of the women are a twins"
"My child, this is wanton. I can absolve you but once this has stopped"
"There has been much sodomy Father. Every depra...
Alien overlords are discussing the fate of Earth citizens.
After a successful invasion of earth, the leaders of the armada joined together to discuss the ruling of the planet. Each of the leaders had a different idea on how what they should do with the surviving humans.
"These humans are dangerous," said the first. "We all know the losses we took to ...
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What do Nazi Germany and vaginas have in common?
Their tendency to subjugate poles.
I need your best Scottish joke, asap! Scottish stepdad's birthday today.
I need a good Scottish joke or two to make fun of his primitive Tartan wearin' bagpipe blowin' and Braveheart barbarian culture.
Preferably, the joke will make fun of Scots as a bunch of useless drunkards subjugated by the English.
This is becoming a bit of a birthday tradition so giv...