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Stargazing Jokes

No one tells you how dangerous stargazing can be.

I did it all afternoon and now I think Iā€™m blind.

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Trex and a Raptor stargazing

T-rex- hey look a shooting star, make a wish
Raptor- I wish I was dead
T-rex- lmao ...

I was stargazing in the early hours when...

...The sky started to get brighter and brighter. I couldn't understand what was happening. Then it dawned on me.

I went to the annual stargazing conference yesterday....

...the turnout was astronomical.

Florida and the Moon

Two Blondes living in New York are stargazing.
One looks to the other and asks "Which do you think is farther, Florida or the Moon?"
Her friend responds "You can't see Florida from here, duh."

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