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Brainwash Jokes

North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they’re brainwashed by their government and the media.

But I know that can't possibly be true. Because every American knows that America is the best country in the world.

Brainwashing

Talk about mass brainwashing and no one bats an eye.
Perform mass brainwashing and everyone loses their minds.

People in North Korea are so brainwashed by the government and the state controlled national news thinking their country is great. Outsiders know better.

That is why I am glad to live in the greatest country in the world, The United States of America.

Disney is attempting to take over and brainwash our country by bringing back '80s Mickey Mouse merchandise

NOT ON MY WATCH!!

Brainwashing is good for you

No one wants a dirty mind

Damn boy, are you a bra?

Because you make me uncomfortable but society has brainwashed me into thinking I need you.

Reporter 1: The cult members seem totally brainwashed, and still place their blind faith in a false savior offering hollow promises of salvation!

Reporter 2: And that concludes our report from the White House.

How do you brainwash an anti-vaxxer?

With an enema.

How do you brainwash a tropical nation?

Air conditioning.

What do you call an appliance that brainwashes the atmosphere?

An air conditioner.

Fortunately I've never been brainwashed,

so my mind gets dirtier each day.

When people ask me, “Is it true that in Russia you all have been brainwashed”, I laugh at them!

I don’t find that funny and I don’t want to laugh, but I can’t help myself.

Why did the cleaning lady learn hypnosis?

She wanted to do some brainwashing.

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What's worse than a fat guy with a ridiculous haircut who's brainwashed his supporters into viewing him as a god whilst having his finger on the button for nuclear warfare?...

Two fat guys with ridiculous haircuts who've brainwashed their supporters into viewing them as gods whilst having their fingers on the buttons for nuclear warfare!


[Scariest of all is that it’s true :( ]

This whole North Korea thing is starting to get quite worrying. A child-like leader with a huge army, nuclear weapons and millions of brainwashed supporters.

And then there's Kim Jong Un.

watching tv with my dad

We were watching the commercials and I said these commercials are brainwashing us, our brains are like hard drives and they store all this information, then my dad said "when you get old your brain turns into a soft drive"

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When are all of you people going to understand that the government...

AND companies like Bridgestone, Windsor Salt and Big Shovel are BRAINWASHING you into believing that winter and snow is real thing. It is completely FALSE and made up to KEEP us pinned down in our houses during the winters. I for one am SICK AND TIRED of being told that I need to shovel my driveway ...

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During WWII, an Australian, a British and an American P.O.W. are forcibly recruited by a brilliant Nazi scientist to undergo an experimental treatment…

The purpose of the experiment is to create human time-keeping machines. They are each placed in separate rooms and subjected to intense brainwashing. After a week of treatment, the scientist comes to inspect on their progress.

He first looks in on the Australian soldier. Staring blankly ahea...

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Conspiracy theorists on Facebook on this joyous day of days.

These guys were brainwashed by the government to cover up Lincoln's murder because Kennedy's assassin really hated marathons. Especially the ones run by Disney every year because he was a nazi and everyone knows nazis are hiding on the dark side of the moon purposely keeping weed from being legalize...

I don't believe in conspiracy theories

I think conspiracy theorists are secretly working together to brainwash us

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