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Snowden Jokes

A tip for Snowden.

Apparently he is traveling all of the world but if you never want to appear in front of an American judge there is only one place to go...



Guantanomo bay

What did Edward Snowden say when he bumped into Barack Obama?

Pardon me

Where's the best place for Edward Snowden to hide?

Wallstreet. No one there ever seems to get prosecuted.

Murphy–Snowden Law of Fluid Dynamics

Everything leaks out eventually.

The NSA wants Edward Snowden to leave Russia.

NSA: Hey Edward, you should really come back to America so we can talk.

Edward: I can't. I'm Snowden.

Edward Snowden just joined Twitter. Almost immediately he got more followers than the NSA.

Luckily for the NSA, they follow a lot more people than Snowden.

How many Edward Snowden's does it take to know what is going on in a Clinton administration?

**The server you are attempting to connect to has been unintentionally disabled, wiped, and burned. But not in a gross negligent manner. **

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

I guess half of America are whistle-blowers this morning

Cause we're all Snowden

Why can’t Ed leave his place in Russia?

Because he’s Snowden.

Why wasn't the CIA employee able to go home to visit his family for Christmas?

Because he was Snowden.

Why was Putin late for dinner with Obama?

Because he got Snowden.

Why was Edward stuck in Russia?

Because he got Snowden!

Why couldn't he whistle blower leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden!
Get it? Snowed in? Snowden?

Ahh...you'll get it tomorrow.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

[OC] Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

(I'll see myself out)

Why did the whistleblower wait until summer to move to Russia?

It doesn’t really Snowden.

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

The bad weather kept my friend Edward from going to work today

He's Snowden

What do you call it when you can't leave Russia cause it's precipitating under 32 degrees?

Snowden

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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