What do you call sneezing and farting at the same time?

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What do you call it when a man takes a side glance at a woman on the street while sneezing?

Pikachu

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Strangers were sitting next to each other on airplane, getting ready to take off. While getting situated the woman sneezes, but as she does she also begins to

shudder immediately following the sneeze. The man sitting next to her extends a kind "bless you." She says thanks and they continue waiting until she sneezes again, and again she shudders and moans a little, saying "I'm sorry if I'm disturbing you." This throws the man for a loop, saying "sneezin...

What does a shoemaker say when sneezing?

A shoe!

My neighbor Muhammad is always sneezing really loud

I think he might be Sikh.

I keep sneezing and singing ‘My way’ by Sinatra......

I think I’ve got the crooner virus.

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A woman was sitting next to a man on a plane who kept sneezing and then shaking violently for several seconds thereafter.

After awhile, she got curious and asked, "are you feeling okay? I've noticed that you shake a lot after each sneeze."

The man said, "yes, I just have a condition where whenever I sneeze I have an intense orgasm."

The woman said, "oh, my! I can see how that could be very inconvenient....

What’s sneezing on your period like?

Smacking the bottom of an open ketchup bottle.

My friend choked to death while sneezing.

I guess he bit off more than he could achoo.

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Sneezing orgasm.

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue,...

Sneezing girl

I was in my 4th grade glass sitting next to this girl, all of a sudden she produces a loud sneeze.

**ACHOOOOOO**

The whole class was silent, the teacher quietly asked if she needed a tissue

My friend notices a gooey substance dripping from her hand.

*Friend:* **Ewww are t...

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A man is sitting next to a woman on an airplane

A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After takeoff, the woman violently sneezes and excuses herself to go to the bathroom... so the man stands up to let her out. She returns, and 15 minutes later she sneezes again big time, and again excuses herself to go to the bathroom. She re...

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Orgasms are similar to sneezing

You need a tissue afterwards and you shouldn't do it in a stranger's face.

When did you begin sneezing?

At 2

What sound does a sneezing gargoyle make?

Stat-choo!

I've been coughing and sneezing all day and now I can't stop singing old Frank Sinatra songs.

I think I've got crooner virus.

What do you call a fish that can't stop sneezing?

Achoona Fish

What would an Asian language that involved sneezing be called?

Chine-sneeze

Which Star Wars character is always sneezing?

Atchoo-bacca.

Little Johnny went to school sick one

Coughing and sneezing the teacher approached him and said

“If you’re sick you should stay home we don’t want you to get the other children sick”


Johnny replied


“But you said I’d never be able to pass anything!”

What does a sneezing nut sound like?

*Ca-shew.*

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Patient has an orgasm with sneezing

Patient: Doctor I have an orgasm every time I sneeze.

Doctor: WOW! That’s very unusual. What do you take for it?

Patient: Pepper!

My allergies had me sneezing all day

Feeling blessed

I saw a flying pig! He was coughing and sneezing though, so I killed him.

After all, the swine flu!

Why does sneezing feel so good?

It's a blessing.

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I read that sneezing is equal to 1/8 of an orgasm.

So I leave pepper next to my wife’s bed, because she deserves at least something.

What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

"Yes, what is it?"

I can see a woman sneezing on the escalator.

I think she's coming down with something.

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