!NSFW! What is the difference between pimples and a catholic priest?

Pimples don't come on your face before the age of 13.

So a pimpled man goes to the doctor...

He comes in, but refuses to sit down. The nurse asks if there is anything she could help him with.

He waves her away politely, and holds his suitcase in the air, bumps the top of it and an entire stool comes folding out. He places the stool on the ground and tries to small talk with the nurse...

At first, I really hated the large pimple on my nose.

But it’s grown on me.

When I was a teen I had so many pimples...

in the library a blind man was trying to read my face.

The pimple on my forehead is enormous.

It practically has its own zit code.

Atleast with pimples, you can sketch out constellations

Its like having a break out telescope

The Race!

Johnny was 16 years old and wanted a motorcycle really bad. But his parents said he couldn't get one until he graduated from high school. So, he saved up all his money, and when graduation day came, he threw his graduate cap up in the air and walked right down to the nearest Harley Davidson dealer a...

A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog growing out of his head. "My god!" Says the doctor "How did that happen?"

"It all started with a pimple on my bum." replies the frog.

What is the difference between a priest and a pimple

A pimple will wait till you are 12 to come on your face

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library.

When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

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I️ had a pimple on my right butt cheek

Popping it was a real pain in the ass.

I wanted to write a skincare joke, but it just kept getting longer and longer, with more and more steps...

So I thought I'd just keep it pimple.

What’s worse than getting two pimples?

Getting Shot

Alcohol removes pimples and warts.

Not from me. From the people I look at.

What did one pimple say to another?

Hey, what up cyst-ah?

What did the pimple say to the other pimple when she stole the first pimple's boyfriend.

Get away from him you dirty pore!

What are those little pimples on a female areola around her nipples?

It's Braille for "Suck here!"

Do you know what your pimples do while you're asleep?

Nothing really, the just zit there.

What did the prison guard give to the criminal?

Pimple cream so he won’t break out.

What’s the difference between catholic priests and pimples?

Pimples doesn’t come on young boys faces until they are in their teens.

What is the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13.

This joke is all in good fun, sorry if anyone happens to be offended!

What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

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Trucker is hauling a B-double with three containers full of computer parts.

It's getting on toward dark, and so he stops at a steakhouse for a bite.


The first thing he sees is a sign on the door:


NO THONGS


NO SINGLETS


NO NERDS


MANAGEMENT RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ADMISSION


No nerds? Weird. But whatever...

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?

Pimples don't come on boys faces till they hit 13

I want to stop randomly talking about acne

But there's no pimple way to do it

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A notorious womanizer left a trail of broken hearts behind him, until he betrayed the wrong woman - a practicing witch.

The morning after she caught him with another girl, he awoke with an itchy bump in the middle of his forehead. He thought it was a pimple, but it continued to grow to ridiculous proportions throughout the day. In a panic, he sought the advice of a physician, who examined the man and ran tests on the...

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The boy with the wooden eye.

There was a poor kid in Highschool who only had one eye. He couldn't afford a glass eye so he had one made out of wood. The wooden eye looked terrible and he was very self-conscious about it.

Despite his appearance he always tried to score a date with the hottest girls in school. One day in ...

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An Alien ship lands in the city center..

and out come two humanoid male and female aliens, who look pretty much human except they are blue in colour and have antennas where their ears should be.

They are immediately surrounded by a huge crowd, media has set up their booths and world leaders approach them to make contact.

The...

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A man shows up at a doctors office with the frog that has grown out of the top of his head

"Can you explain to me when all of this started and how it all developed?" asks the doctor.

"Well, let me tell you, it all started as a small pimple on my ass..." says the frog

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