!NSFW! What is the difference between pimples and a catholic priest?

Pimples don't come on your face before the age of 13.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library.

When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

What’s the difference between a pimple and a priest?

A pimple waits until you’re 12 to come onto your face.

What is the difference between a priest and a pimple

A pimple will wait till you are 12 to come on your face

What’s the difference between catholic priests and pimples?

Pimples doesn’t come on young boys faces until they are in their teens.

Alcohol removes pimples and warts.

Not from me. From the people I look at.

What did the prison guard give to the criminal?

Pimple cream so he won’t break out.

What did the pimple say to the other pimple when she stole the first pimple's boyfriend.

Get away from him you dirty pore!

I wanted to write a skincare joke, but it just kept getting longer and longer, with more and more steps...

So I thought I'd just keep it pimple.

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A lawyer walks into the doctor's with a frog on his head...

...The doctor says, "That's a nasty looking growth you've got there."

"I'll say." The frog replies. "It started out as a pimple on my arse!"

What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

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The boy with the wooden eye.

There was a poor kid in Highschool who only had one eye. He couldn't afford a glass eye so he had one made out of wood. The wooden eye looked terrible and he was very self-conscious about it.

Despite his appearance he always tried to score a date with the hottest girls in school. One day in ...

What did one pimple say to another?

Hey, what up cyst-ah?

Do you know what your pimples do while you're asleep?

Nothing really, the just zit there.

What are those little pimples on a female areola around her nipples?

It's Braille for "Suck here!"

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?

Pimples don't come on boys faces till they hit 13

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An Alien ship lands in the city center..

and out come two humanoid male and female aliens, who look pretty much human except they are blue in colour and have antennas where their ears should be.

They are immediately surrounded by a huge crowd, media has set up their booths and world leaders approach them to make contact.

The...

Honey, I won’t be able to see you this weekend...

...I woke up with a pimple on my forehead

- *Oh come on, you know I’m not shallow, I don’t care about that*

- No, you don’t understand, I literally won’t be able to see you, this thing is massive

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A man shows up at a doctors office with the frog that has grown out of the top of his head

"Can you explain to me when all of this started and how it all developed?" asks the doctor.

"Well, let me tell you, it all started as a small pimple on my ass..." says the frog

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