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Why don't ants catch colds?

They have tiny anty bodies.

Why are colds bad criminals?

Because they’re easy to catch.

What language do people with colds speak?

Phlegmish

What do you call a zoo where all the giraffes have colds?

Giraffe Sick Park

What is the state that has the most colds?

Mass-ACHOO-setts

I set up a production business for oils that clear up colds and nasal blockages.

An olfactory oil factory

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

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