I set up a production business for oils that clear up colds and nasal blockages.
An olfactory oil factory
What do you call a zoo where all the giraffes have colds?
Giraffe Sick Park
What language do people with colds speak?
Phlegmish
Russian health tips
-"For better digestion ,I drink beer, for low blood pressure I drink red wine, for high blood pressure Cognac and for colds Vodka. " -"And what about water?" -"I don't think I ever had such an illness...."
What is the state that has the most colds?
Mass-ACHOO-setts
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