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Why don't ants catch colds?

They have tiny anty bodies.
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Why are colds bad criminals?

Because they’re easy to catch.
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What language do people with colds speak?

Phlegmish
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What do you call a zoo where all the giraffes have colds?

Giraffe Sick Park
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What is the state that has the most colds?

Mass-ACHOO-setts
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I set up a production business for oils that clear up colds and nasal blockages.

An olfactory oil factory
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What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.
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