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Why are colds bad criminals?

Because they’re easy to catch.

Why don't ants catch colds?

They have tiny anty bodies.

I set up a production business for oils that clear up colds and nasal blockages.

An olfactory oil factory

What do you call a zoo where all the giraffes have colds?

Giraffe Sick Park

What language do people with colds speak?

Phlegmish

Russian health tips

-"For better digestion ,I drink beer, for low blood pressure I drink red wine, for high blood pressure Cognac and for colds Vodka. "
-"And what about water?"
-"I don't think I ever had such an illness...."

What is the state that has the most colds?

Mass-ACHOO-setts

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