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Roger was dying. He didn't have any family left, but had a lot of loyal pets.

He had 2 dogs, Walt and Ivy, 3 cats, Leonid, Willy and Flurry, a turtle named Patience and a bunny named Snuffles.

In his last moments, he asked all pets to join him while he would reveal how he would split his inheritance.

- Dear loyal friends, I love you all very much, but I must le...

The Final Judgment, Pet Division

A rottweiler, a chihuahua, and a cat all die and appear before the Judgment Seat of Heaven. God asks the rottweiler, "Why should you get into Heaven?"

The rottweiler says, "I protected my family for years, and died saving them from a crazed killer."

God says, "Well done, boy. Come si...

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Horse in a bar.

A horse stumbles into a bar and without pause goes to the bartender. The bartender looks up from cleaning the counter and nods to the horse and motions for him to take a stool.

The horse does so, but decides to remain where he is anyway, so the bartender asks him 'What will it be?'

The...

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