I collected a lot of data trying to disprove confirmation bias.

The results were exactly what I expected.

How can you tell that confirmation bias is a joke?

It will never get any upvotes.

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Did you hear about the guy with two butts?

Turns out he was a little biased.

I’m always on the lookout for confirmation bias.

I see it everywhere I go.

Why are sheep biased when it comes to car sales?

They only buy and sell Ram

A few days ago, I finally learnt what confirmation bias means.

Now I see it everywhere.

70% of dishes are under-seasoned, according to a recent survey by the seasoning manufacturers' association. Obviously, this is biased.

Take it with a grain of salt.

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Two men are standing next to each other at urinals

One guy suddenly says "Did you have Rabbi Schloenstein as your Mohel"? "Why yes, how did you know"? To which the guy responds, "Because he circumcises on a bias and you're pissing on my shoes".

Obvious media bias

Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.

There are extreme biases everywhere you look these days, for example..

It's totally okay for everyone paint red freckles on their face for Saint Patrick's Day, but when I wear black face on MLK Day it's a hate crime.

I may be biased, but I think blind people have the best observational humor.

I guess I’m just a big fan of dark comedy.

I'm not a fan of Starbucks new racial bias training

I just got thrown out for ordering a black coffee

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Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill have grown up. They've graduated from uni, gotten married and got a job at the same firm.

One day, while going through the books and after much deliberation, their boss decides he must lay off one employee. Jack and Jill are the most recent hires, so it must be one of them. The ...

My best friend wrote a book about biased opinions.

It's incredible.

What do you call a man with 2 donkeys?

Biased

OC science joke

There was a young man who was fed up with all the bias in news networks everywhere and vowed to make his own set of news channels that would be void of any and all bias. As he was not a wealthy man he had to find ways cut costs in making his network. He managed to make an odd deal with all his suppl...

Obama bans hiring bias against ex-cons seeking federal jobs

He was quoted as says, "well, we politicians need somewhere to work after leaving office".

Did you hear about the article in Psychology Today about disproving the existence of Observation Bias?

The head researcher was quoted as saying "it turned out to be just as we expected".

What happens if you take a popular website, add a dash of censorship, and allow the discretionary system of control to be based on the biases of individuals...

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Golf is such a discriminatory sport

I grew up in the glory days of Tiger vs. Phil and I always admired what that man had overcome to get to the heights of the sport's mountaintops. He was just like me, except for my whole life, I'd never felt accepted on the golf course. People would give me weird looks when I'd try to play and the pe...

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A man got a flat tire...

A man got a flat tire. After pushing the car back home, he inspected the tire and found it severely damaged. Not wanting to throw it away, he tried to patch the holes, but there were too many of them. So he called his friend, a mechanic, to see if he could fix it.

"Wow, what a mess."

"...

How do you call someone with two asses?

Biased

The Ant and the Grasshopper

CLASSIC VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no f...

A group of cosmic rays establishes a stock trading company

A group of cosmic rays establishes a stock trading company. As energetic as they come, they start off with a bang. With a handful of eager young protons joining their ranks, they begin to see extremely positive gains in their investments in no time. They're making more money than they know what to d...

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After he hears the doorbell ring, a man opens his front door to the sight of a young fella

"Good day, sir – my name is Tobias and I am here to fuck your daughter."

Perplexed, the man replies "To what?"

"To*bias*, sir!"

I finally found an active Hillary Clinton sub with a lot of subscribers!

/r/politics

What is the difference between an engineer and a politician?

An engineer has to bias the results himself.

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Celebrity Computer Viruses

Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.

Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.<...

What's the difference between Fox News and the North Korean government?

One is a racist prick of a system that is incredibly biased and is trying to force you to to follow its beliefs and the other is the North Korean government.

A son asks his father 'what's a joke?'

'It's when you disparage any group with whom you disagree, confirming the existing bias of you and your audience.'

'But Mum says jokes satirise our shared biases, prompting us to think differently.'

'Well what would she know, women aren't funny.'

'Oh dad, you've got such a good ...

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