A guy goes to see a prostitute. (unpleasant joke ahead)
"Is it true what they say about you?" "Yes honey, absolutely. I can suck you off, and sing the Star-Spangled Banner at the same time. Wanna give it a go?" "That sounds amazing. I've got to experience it for myself."
They go up to her place. They move to the bedroom immediately and he p...
A horse walks into a bar and says, โOn a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?โ
The bartender says, โY, long face.โ
What do you call a medieval knight with one leg thatโs shorter than the other?
An Angled-Saxon
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