This year in Heaven the Christmas celebration was also a costume party. Everyone dressed up.
Many people came as movie characters, from Gandalf the Grey (and White) to Jason Bourne to Black Widow to Harry Potter. Alan Rickman went as Hans Gruber, which made St. Peter exclaim "See, Die Hard IS a Christmas movie!" St. Peter was dressed as the "Fragile" lamp from A Christmas Story. Moses showe...
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An artist and his wife have been having sex daily for almost two months.
While highly unusual, he doesn't question it for fear of pressing his luck. One day, his wife approaches him.
"Honey? Can you draw a picture for me?"
"Sure babe, what would you like?" he replies.
"I want to see how you think our baby will look."
The husband stares at her,...
Einstein dies and goes to heaven
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him,
"You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to
sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a ...
Our two new mods, ElderCunningham and iBleeedorange
Not too long ago we started advertising new moderator positions for /r/jokes, and after receiving a bunch of submissions, we found our two candidates.
I've asked them to write up a brief introduction for themselves.
First up is /u/iBleeedorange, who also mods /r/diablo...
I'm developing some flash cards to improve communication and understanding with my dog
Not much to speak of yet, I just have a handful of ruff sketches.