The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

Jesus must have been a sketchy person...

People are always finding him in prison!

A sailor enters a sketchy watering hole. In the entrance a sign reads: Sausage roll 10$

And underneath it continues: Hand job 13$

A curvy barmaid is at the bar. He approaches her.

- Are you the one giving the hand jobs?
- Yes my sweet, are you feeling lonely? Do you want one?

He says

- No I will need you to sanitize your hands though...

(taking ...

What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?

The spaghetto

Saw a sketchy looking man outside Walmart begging for money so he could buy the new life size Wonder Woman doll.

I swear, these heroine addicts looking worse every year.

I just saw a sketchy guy buying a bunch of smoke machines, so I called the cops.

He must be a part of some extreme mist group.

What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?

A Susquatch.

She fell in love with...

She fell in love with an electrician, and she got shocked.

She fell in love with an artist, and things got sketchy.

She fell in love with a musician, and she got played.

She fell in love with a photographer...

Why is a sketchy Tinder date like a fire?

They both start with a match and end with a burning sensation

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I caught my son googling really sketchy porn sites, and I was completely heartbroken.

We are strictly a Bing family.

I live in such a sketchy part of town that I don’t let my kids go out at night.

They might just rob someone.

A sketchy dude was trying to sell me an elaborate pillowcase.

Turns out it was a sham.

Sketchy neighborhood

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A guy was driving along in east Los Angeles and got a little thirsty. He pulled over to a little bodega to grab a drink. Because the neighborhood was sketchy, he parked and jumped out and ran inside real fast.

An old loiterer ...

What do u call a knight who’s really sketchy?

Sir Spishus

What do you call an artist who gives off bad vibes?

Sketchy...

What do you call the sketchy parts of Italy?

The Spaghettos :)

Did you hear about the sketchy mushroom vendor?

He has no Morels

Banksy seems like a trustworthy artist.

Sure he's kind of shady, a bit sketchy, but he's not trying to frame me.

I don't trust artists.

They're really sketchy.

Is it just me, or does the hero of a-ha's Take On Me video...

...seem kinda sketchy?

Of the three largest banks, let's refer to them as A, B and C, which one is the least trustworthy?

Bank C, very sketchy.

Police just arrested a local artist down the street.

*In the interview with them, they said he looked a little sketchy.*

Why did the stickman get fined for loitering?

He was standing abnormally still and looking sketchy.

What do you call an art studio on the bad side of town?

Sketchy

I have a hard time trusting people that use pencils to draw.

They're sketchy.

Breaking News! Cartoonist found dead in his home.

Details are sketchy

Why did the police officer arrest the artist as a murder suspect?

He was a sketchy dude.

I dont like artists

They seem sketchy to me

Why shouldn’t you ever date an artist?

I don’t know, they just seem kind of sketchy.

I made a quick drawing of a dark alleyway yesterday.

It's a very sketchy place.

A cartoonist was murdered in his apartment last night.

The details are sketchy.

Why didn't the 4 year old trust her doodle?

It was a little sketchy.

My son brought home a drawing he made. But I know it wasn’t him that drew it

Because the drawing looked sketchy

Why can't you trust an artist?

Cuz they're sketchy, shady, and they'll frame you

Why don't you see a lot of bars in comic books?

Because they look sketchy

Donald and Vladimir take a vacation.

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin take a trip to Brokeback Mountain.

The two decide it's best for Putin to drive.

Half way up the sketchy mountain, Trump spots a donkey with it's head stuck in a fence.

"We need to do something!", Trump exclaims uncharacteristically.

"Ah y...

I've never liked the guy who sang Take On Me...

He always seemed kind of sketchy.

Walking through town, a guy on a corner offered to draw a picture of me and my wife and showed me some of the other things he was working on...

...I would have bought one, but his portfolio was super sketchy.

I finally hung up all of my pencil drawings.

But i'm afraid it makes my house look kinda sketchy...

What do you call an illustrator with a criminal history.....?

Sketchy

A local cartoonists studio has burnt down.

Police say that details are sketchy.

My sister started using a pencil to do her eyebrows.

It looks a little sketchy.

Why was the pencil brought in for questioning

Because they thought he was sketchy

A gruff looking guy approached me on the street saying he can draw my portrait for $2

It sounds sketchy

So, an artist, a mathematician, and a fisherman commit a crime

And I was looking at the file and it looks kinda sketchy, it doesn’t add up. There’s definitely something fishy going on.

A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason...

The details are sketchy

The police are investigating a burglar who robbed my home and drew a picture of himself.

The details are sketchy.

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Man, Saturday Night Live has really been going after Donald Trump lately

I guess it makes sense though, since Donald is such a sketchy guy

A pun and a hyperbole walk into a bar.

As they enter, the hyperbole is frightened by a shifty looking non sequitur pacing outside the door. The pun just chuckles lightly and reassures the hyperbole (it can be a bit dramatic sometimes). They take their seats at the bar, and the hyperbole finally relaxes. For a moment it had seemed certain...

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Oral Exam

Two blondes failed math class and have to take an oral exam with the professor. The prof asks the first blonde:

"You are travelling in a train and it is very hot, what do you do?"

"I open the window."

"Great. The train is travelling north-east at 80 miles per hour, and a wind bl...

the knights

What is the name of the knight who moonlights as a geologist?

Sir Vey

What is the name of the agreeable knight?

Sir Tenly

What is the name of the Knight who used to be a slave?

Sir Vent

What are the names of the Knights who run the graduation ceremony?
...

Did you see that police drawing of that guy on the news?!?

He looked sketchy

A police officer goes to investigate an artist's death...

His report details it as being "pretty sketchy."

I'll leave now...

A police facial artist tried drawing a suspect's face...

It was a bit *sketchy*

A local caricature artist got arrested today

I always thought he was a sketchy type of guy.

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Did you hear about the artist who was trading anal for portraits?

Sketchy ass fuck.

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My town has gone to shit

When I was a kid, the town I lived in was great. Business was booming, everyone was happy, and it was safe at all times of the day. The area outside of town was a little bit sketchy (especially at night), but it never made it in to our small town.

That was, until some changes in the local gov...

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