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Sketchy Jokes

What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?

The spaghetto

I saw a sketchy looking guy walking on the street with six smoke machines. So I called the cops.

He must be part of some extreme mist group.

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My local garden center has become like really sketchy neighborhood.

It's filled with rakes, hoes, and there's bird shit everywhere.

The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy...

So I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable Wi-Fi!

What did the man win at the sketchy humbleness competition?

Bragging rights.

Sketchy neighborhood

>~~Stolen~~ Adapted from a comment thread on LiveLeak...

A guy was driving along in east Los Angeles and got a little thirsty. He pulled over to a little bodega to grab a drink. Because the neighborhood was sketchy, he parked and jumped out and ran inside real fast.

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What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?

A Susquatch.

Why is a sketchy Tinder date like a fire?

They both start with a match and end with a burning sensation

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I caught my son googling really sketchy porn sites, and I was completely heartbroken.

We are strictly a Bing family.

Jesus must have been a sketchy person...

People are always finding him in prison!

What do u call a knight who’s really sketchy?

Sir Spishus

A sketchy dude was trying to sell me an elaborate pillowcase.

Turns out it was a sham.

What do you call the sketchy parts of Italy?

The Spaghettos :)

A sailor enters a sketchy watering hole. In the entrance a sign reads: Sausage roll 10$

And underneath it continues: Hand job 13$

A curvy barmaid is at the bar. He approaches her.

- Are you the one giving the hand jobs?
- Yes my sweet, are you feeling lonely? Do you want one?

He says

- No I will need you to sanitize your hands though...

(taking ...

Did you hear about the sketchy mushroom vendor?

He has no Morels

Saw a sketchy looking man outside Walmart begging for money so he could buy the new life size Wonder Woman doll.

I swear, these heroine addicts looking worse every year.

I live in such a sketchy part of town that I don’t let my kids go out at night.

They might just rob someone.

What do you call an artist in a dark alley?

Sketchy

I don't trust people who can draw...

They all seem kinda sketchy.

Cartoonist found dead in home.

Details are sketchy.

She fell in love with...

She fell in love with an electrician, and she got shocked.

She fell in love with an artist, and things got sketchy.

She fell in love with a musician, and she got played.

She fell in love with a photographer...

Why can't you trust an artist?

Cuz they're sketchy, shady, and they'll frame you

A local cartoonists studio has burnt down.

Police say that details are sketchy.

A gruff looking guy approached me on the street saying he can draw my portrait for $2

It sounds sketchy

I've never liked the guy who sang Take On Me...

He always seemed kind of sketchy.

Is it just me, or does the hero of a-ha's Take On Me video...

...seem kinda sketchy?

I have a hard time trusting people that use pencils to draw.

They're sketchy.

What do you call an art studio on the bad side of town?

Sketchy

A cartoonist was murdered in his apartment last night.

The details are sketchy.

Banksy seems like a trustworthy artist.

Sure he's kind of shady, a bit sketchy, but he's not trying to frame me.

Why did the police officer arrest the artist as a murder suspect?

He was a sketchy dude.

I made a quick drawing of a dark alleyway yesterday.

It's a very sketchy place.

Of the three largest banks, let's refer to them as A, B and C, which one is the least trustworthy?

Bank C, very sketchy.

Police just arrested a local artist down the street.

*In the interview with them, they said he looked a little sketchy.*

Why shouldn’t you ever date an artist?

I don’t know, they just seem kind of sketchy.

Why was the pencil brought in for questioning

Because they thought he was sketchy

Why didn't the 4 year old trust her doodle?

It was a little sketchy.

My sister started using a pencil to do her eyebrows.

It looks a little sketchy.

My son brought home a drawing he made. But I know it wasn’t him that drew it

Because the drawing looked sketchy

You should never let anyone draw a picture of you.

You'll always look sketchy.

What do you call an illustrator with a criminal history.....?

Sketchy

I finally hung up all of my pencil drawings.

But i'm afraid it makes my house look kinda sketchy...

A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason...

The details are sketchy

Walking through town, a guy on a corner offered to draw a picture of me and my wife and showed me some of the other things he was working on...

...I would have bought one, but his portfolio was super sketchy.

The police are investigating a burglar who robbed my home and drew a picture of himself.

The details are sketchy.

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Man, Saturday Night Live has really been going after Donald Trump lately

I guess it makes sense though, since Donald is such a sketchy guy

So, an artist, a mathematician, and a fisherman commit a crime

And I was looking at the file and it looks kinda sketchy, it doesn’t add up. There’s definitely something fishy going on.

The ocean floor is just like the red light district

It's dark, sketchy, and everyone has experience with crabs

Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated?

Police on the case say he has a sketchy past.

A police facial artist tried drawing a suspect's face...

It was a bit *sketchy*

A police officer goes to investigate an artist's death...

His report details it as being "pretty sketchy."

I'll leave now...

A local caricature artist got arrested today

I always thought he was a sketchy type of guy.

Donald and Vladimir take a vacation.

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin take a trip to Brokeback Mountain.

The two decide it's best for Putin to drive.

Half way up the sketchy mountain, Trump spots a donkey with it's head stuck in a fence.

"We need to do something!", Trump exclaims uncharacteristically.

"Ah y...

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My town has gone to shit

When I was a kid, the town I lived in was great. Business was booming, everyone was happy, and it was safe at all times of the day. The area outside of town was a little bit sketchy (especially at night), but it never made it in to our small town.

That was, until some changes in the local gov...

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Oral Exam

Two blondes failed math class and have to take an oral exam with the professor. The prof asks the first blonde:

"You are travelling in a train and it is very hot, what do you do?"

"I open the window."

"Great. The train is travelling north-east at 80 miles per hour, and a wind bl...

the knights

What is the name of the knight who moonlights as a geologist?

Sir Vey

What is the name of the agreeable knight?

Sir Tenly

What is the name of the Knight who used to be a slave?

Sir Vent

What are the names of the Knights who run the graduation ceremony?
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