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Sheppard Jokes

(Real story) my wife suggested we get a muzzle because her sister was visiting and was scared of our German Sheppard

I told her:
-Sure! What size of a trap does ur sister have?

What does a German Sheppard’s bark sound like?

“Voof”

What do you call a pirate who became a sheppard?

A Lamb Lover

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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Do you know from where the virgin wool comes from?

From the sheeps that can outrun the sheppard.

3 dogs met at the park

The Husky mentioned that God has blessed Huskies as the superior breed.

The Rottweiler snapped quickly and replied that God said Rottweilers are the absolute best!

The German Sheppard turned and asked, “ I said what ?”

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