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My city's hookers are putting on a charity event to support local animal shelters.

They're calling it pound-for-pound!

The wizard materialized on the hill above the outdoor festival and proclaimed, “All shall be vanquished.... except those in temporary shelters supported by a pole, and fully aquatic animals with spade-shaped teeth!”

The area was safe for all in tents and porpoises.

Orphanages are kind of like animal shelters for children

Though, I wish my parents would stop introducing me as their "rescue."

Animal shelters must hire the worst people.

Everyone is always trying to rescue cats and dogs from there.

Beavers get a lot of flak for building their shelters and blocking water ways-

But they are Damed if they do, and Damned if they don't

What do the beach boys and animal shelters have in common?

Pet sounds

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My wife decided to adopt a dog from the shelter

So now I have to come home to a raging bitch and a poodle.

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An American, A Canadian and a Japanese were stranded in a deserted island

An American, A Canadian and a Japanese were stranded in a deserted island in middle of no where. They understood that until rescues arrived, they will need to work together in order to stay alive on the island. So they decided to divide up the tasks. The American points to the Canadian and says: "yo...

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