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Tents Jokes

My dad owns 4 tents which he uses for camping

He uses all 4 at different times of the year, and each one is based on 1 of 4 different musical genres.

In spring he uses the jazz tent, in summer he uses the pop tent, in autumn he uses the classical tent….

But now is the winter of our disco tent.

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Ever had sex while camping?

It's fucking in tents.

You can't run through a camp site.

You can only ran, because its past tents.

Apparently, all the tents from the Game of Thrones sets are being redecorated for use in a new mini-series on Genghis Khan.

I am not sure why anyone is surprised about the recycled Khan tent.

Correct this sentence: A man runs by a campsite

It’s “A man *ran* by a campsite” because it’s past tents

What's a tents favorite kind of meat?

Stakes

Doc...I had a dream two nights ago I was a pop up tent and last light I dreamt I was an Inflatable Tent. What does it mean????

Well Bob I would say you need to relax...you're just two tents.

Did you know there are tents surviving that Genghis Khan used to sleep in? I just scored one on eBay!

Thought you would appreciate my original Kahn tent.

I'm going to sabotage the winners' tents in the next boy scouts competition...

I'll knock them down a peg or two

Did you hear about the fight between two campers?

It was in tents

The Indian chief goes to the Medicine Man because he hasn't been sleeping well...

The Medicine Man asks, "Anything in particular causing the problem?"

The chief replies, "Well, I'm just having strange dreams."

The Medicine Man asks, "What type of dreams are you having, Chief?"

And the chief tells him, "Some nights I dream I'm a wigwam, other nights I dream I'...

Watching a Movie

I started watching this movie with my wife. The whole movie was a campground, filled with tents and two people sleeping in each. After a while, she told me to turn it off. When I asked if it's because it's boring, she said "No, it's just two in tents."

My friend was running around screaming "I'm a yurt, I'm a tipi, I'm a yurt, I'm a tipi"

I I told him to calm down.

"You're two tents"

my wife and I planned an entire week of camping. After two days, we packed our stuff and went home. We will never do that again!

The entire situation was just two in tents.

Well...I just found out you can’t run in campgrounds...

You have to RAN.....because it's.......past tents. BWAHAHAHAHA

I watched the new thriller about the models who go camping.

It’s pretty in tents.

A guy goes to a psychiatrist.

"Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replies, "It's very simple. You're two tents."

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It’s hard to have sex with a marine mammal under a tarp,

for all in tents and porpoises.

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A duck walks into a bar...

He sits at the bar and requests 'A pint of beer and a pork pie please'

The barman is aghast. A talking duck! 'Wow, where did you come from?' he asks.

'I work across the road at the building site' replies the duck annoyed. He ruffles his newspaper and begins to read. The barman is in sh...

I went on a camping trip to try to save the dolphins.

It was a waste of time for all in tents and porpoises.

If you get nostalgic about childhood camping trips…..

you are just living in the past tents.

A man walks up to me and says

"I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!"

I said, "relax man. You're too tents!"

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Woodstock was full of hippies, high-potency drugs and all-day music

At night it was fucking in tents.

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A shipwreck, only Scarlett Johansson and some random dude survived on an deserted island...

They didnt know each other before the shipwreck, but he did know who she was...

At the beginning it was hard, but as time passed, this guy learnt how to provide food and shelter, he started taking care of her, and eventually she started caring about him... after all, there wasnt anybody else ...

Sherlock Holmes and Watson went camping.

As they lay down in their sleeping bags, Sherlock calls out to Watson and says 'The stars are quite visible this evening. What do you think that means?'

Watson replies, 'Well, I think it means that there's a whole universe out there that remains unexplored and filled with mysteries and world...

In 1959, the Florida panhandle was hit with a devastating hurricane...

In 1959, the Florida panhandle was hit with a devastating hurricane. Many of the buildings and homes in Destin were damaged. The "Gulfarium", which had opened a few years earlier, was largely undamaged. Their diesel generators were meant for the numerous fish and marine mammals, but could easily han...

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I took my new girlfriend camping for the first time last weekend.

The sex was in tents.

Why was the camper upset when he learned the campground was RVs only?

He was just a tents guy.

My friend asked me what I do for a living. I told him I mostly deal with campers and toothed whales,

For all in tents and porpoises.

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