Self Driving Car Jokes - 11 Hilarious Self Driving Car Jokes

They finally figured out why the computerized self driving car has crashed...

They didn't install the driver.

With the rise of self driving cars,

It's only a matter of time until there's a country song about a guy's car leaving him.

Apple has successfully created a self driving car

However, they are having problems installing windows.

Apple and Google are both working on self driving cars.

Personally I don't think I want to ride in a car without Windows.

With the advancement of self driving cars

One could say, In Soviet Russia, you drive car

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You just bought a self driving car that goes anywhere you tell it to go

You decide to test it out, and you say "hot dogs!"

The car speeds off and drives to the nearest hot dog stand.

"Cool! How about donuts?"

The car automatically drives to the nearest donut shop

"Alright! Now show me some horses!"

The car drives to the McDonald's acro...

Did you hear about the first death caused by a self driving car?

The police never pressed charges though, because they couldn't determine it's automotive.

I was in San Francisco. I took off in a lane next to a self driving car. The self driving car hesitated momentarily at the green light and the vehicle behind him honked at him. So i lowered my window and yelled,

"Oh C'mon! Give it a break! It's only ***Artifically*** Intelligent!"

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What do you call two self driving cars that just had sex?

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Sure is taking Google a long time to make a self driving car.

They're hitting one obstacle after another.

[Warning: Nerdy] Two self driving cars lost control on the freeway and crashed, killing 4.

Experts say it was caused by a race condition.

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