My brother recently bought a sedan

So he went to see it, he checks out the front, nice, he likes it, checks the backseat, has good space, he likes it, checks the trunk and said...

"Dang! You could fit like 3 bodies in here"

Ford should manufacturer a sedan called the Ore

It would be the four-door Ford Ore

My chickens were laying to many eggs so I had to sell their coop.

They now have a chicken sedan.

Tesla made a coupe, sedan, SUV, semi, and truck. The next should be..

The Elon Busk

Why does a Chicken Coop have two doors?

‘Cause if it had four doors, it would be a Chicken Sedan





...Sorry...

What do you call the world's most badass sedan?

A Liam Nissan

Why does a chicken coup have two doors?

Because if it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan.

(Some joke I posted on FB years ago before I understood the point of social media.)

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

How many superhero’s can you fit in a sedan?

2 in the front, 2 in the back, and about 10 in the ashtray.

why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

because if they had four doors they would be chicken sedans

literal dad joke, my dad told me this :)

Looking into buying a Saturn Ion sedan..

All the reviews I have read have been positive or negative.

Before John was a traveling salesmen

Before John was a traveling salesman he worked door to door on foot. He actually came from an upper middle class family but had a healthy work ethic and a humble yet dull nature from aristocratic inbreeding a few generations back..

It was his birthday and his eccentric mother had told John he...

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Things are tough al over

A man was having a hard time keeping ends meet so he had a talk to his wife, which was very beautiful and had a great body. "Wife, I do not think we will have enough money this month so I am going to need you help", he said. She responded; " Anything I can do, how can I help?" He responded; "Well I ...

A man is washing the car with his son.

The son asks… “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

Dad, " Son, When I was your age, my dad would wash 3 trucks and the sedan with my ass"

Why can a chicken coup only have 2 doors?

Because, if it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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A woman's husband dies unexpectedly, and as per his wishes, she has him cremated.

Once she gets home, she sets his urn on their patio table. "Honey, there are so many things I wish I could have told you before you had passed." she says. "I don't know if you can hear me, but I'll do my best to say them all now."



She sits down in a chair, chin propped on her hands. "...

Farmer Smartass

A grandson goes to visit his grandfather's farm. He asks his grandfather, "Why does that chicken house have two doors?"

The grandfather replies, "It has two doors because it's a chicken coop. The one over there with four doors is a chicken sedan."

Three men arrive at a checkpoint near the gates of heaven

The first man walks up to god, who is reading the summary of his deeds before deciding which vehicle he is to use to drive to heavens gates with.

"I see you were quite unfaithful with your wife, cheating on her a total of three times." The man looks down in shame. "You are to drive up to heav...

The old woman and the highway

A cop is driving down the highway one night when he passes a rickety sedan going 25 mph (about 40 km/h). He pulls the car over and asks the driver, a sweet little old woman, "Ma'am, why weren't you doing the speed limit?"

The lady replies, "But, officer, that sign said '25' and I was only obe...

What do you call an organised rebellion with twice as many people as usual?

A sedan d'état.

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Vehicles in Heaven

Three men go up to heaven at the same time. As they approach the Pearly Gates they have are greeted by a man at a podium in front of the gates. "Greetings" says the man "Before you go into heaven, you will be assigned a vehicle". The men think this is strange but they agree, "The quality of the vehi...

Chicken

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership? -- she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Good Enough

After the funeral of her late husband, the widow took the urn of his cremated ashes home. She got out of her car, holding the urn, and said, "Frank... I always wanted a nice convertible, but you got me an economy sedan and said 'Good enough.'"

Then she turned to her house.

"I told you ...

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