Self Driving Jokes - 16 Hilarious Self Driving Jokes

They finally figured out why the computerized self driving car has crashed...

They didn't install the driver.

Apple and Google are both working on self driving cars.

Personally I don't think I want to ride in a car without Windows.

With the rise of self driving vehicles,

we shall soon hear a country song about a guy's truck leaving him too.

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What do you call two self driving cars that just had sex?

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With the advancement of self driving cars

One could say, In Soviet Russia, you drive car

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Elon Musk: Tesla cars now have full self driving capabilities.

PornHub: "Tinder date comes in me in a Tesla on autopilot"

Apple just announced their new electric vehicle, the iCar, coming in 2024. Rumor is they’re working on a self driving boat as well.

They’re going to call it the iAye

The first self driving commercial cars license plate should be...

'AFKBRB'

Did you hear about the first death caused by a self driving car?

The police never pressed charges though, because they couldn't determine it's automotive.

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You just bought a self driving car that goes anywhere you tell it to go

You decide to test it out, and you say "hot dogs!"

The car speeds off and drives to the nearest hot dog stand.

"Cool! How about donuts?"

The car automatically drives to the nearest donut shop

"Alright! Now show me some horses!"

The car drives to the McDonald's acro...

Sure is taking Google a long time to make a self driving car.

They're hitting one obstacle after another.

I got to test the new self driving prototype, the Ford Dixie

But it crashed and I can't get the police to help. They hang up every time after I tell them "My Dixie wrecked"

[Warning: Nerdy] Two self driving cars lost control on the freeway and crashed, killing 4.

Experts say it was caused by a race condition.

A country singers truck

With the evolution of self driving cars it’s not gonna take long before a country singers truck leaves him as well as his wife.

I never really understood what the "blue screen of death" meant

But when my self driving car had one the name started making a lot more sense

Did you hear?

Apple made a self driving car!

Only problem is, they’re having trouble installing windows.

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