Coupe Jokes - 12 Hilarious Coupe Jokes

Why does a chicken coupe have two doors?

If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

The spelling was intentional don't @me

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A man meets a strange woman on a train in a sleeping coupe.

After a few awkward moments they make an arrangement that the woman will sleep on the top bunk and the man will sleep on the bottom bunk.

In the middle of the night, the woman gets up and prods the man to wake him up.

"Please, sir, I'm sorry for bothering you, but could you ask the con...

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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An officer pulls over a man and a woman for driving their late-model Mercedes coupe 20 miles per hour over the posted speed limit.

The officer approaches the car, seeing an affluent-looking late-50s gentleman behind the wheel and a striking woman at least 20 years younger—and bearing a diamond on her left ring finger worth at least a year of the officer's salary—in the passenger seat.

"I stopped you because you were goin...

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What is Donald’s favorite car style ?

A Coupe

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What do you call a bunch of chickens in a two-doored car trying to overthrow the government?

A coop coupe coup.

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What's it called when a bunch of chickens work together to overthrow the king of their pen?

A co-op coop coupe!

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My friend is a magician and he said he could make a chicken hatch back into an egg

But first he would need to add a rear door to the chicken coupe

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Socialism sounds great in theory...

But in practice, you just gonna get couped by the CIA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cus that's where he parked his coupe.

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Lovely Mother-in-law

One day, a lady decided to know if the husbands of her three daughters liked her.

The next day she went for a walk with the first one and on the edge of a lake she slides, falls and without knowing how to swim, begins to drown.

The guy, without blinking, jumps into the water and rescue...

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touching story

Once there was a happily married couple with a baby on the way. One morning the wife's water broke and they rushed off to the hospital. While there the doctors told them there was a new machine that was developed which telepathically transfers a certain percentage of pain to the father if they agre...

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