Exports Jokes

Everyone is always talking about how cheap and disposable Chinese exports are, and now that they’ve finally delivered something of substance everyone is already sick of it...

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefu... read more

...and each day, his donkey is loaded with only bags of straw. When he reaches the bridge marking the border, the tax collectors search his bags to calculate what duty he must pay on his exports. Every day, they find nothing. And yet, in the evening, after their shift has finished and they are in th... read more

.. exports of Wigs, Dentures and Prosthetic limbs, but it was a false economy.

...A Frenchman, German, American and a Mexican. They all take a seat around a table and begin discussing their countries imports, exports and overall economies.

The Frenchman orders a bottle of the finest French wine. He draws his gun, exclaims, "We have too many of these in our country!" thr... read more