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What does Tom Daly have in common with Micheal Schumacher?

They both have skid marks on their helmet.

10 Minutes Late

There was a man named Schumacher who got a new job. His co-workers always met for a round of golf every Sunday. They asked Schumacher to meet them at 9.00 A.M. Sunday morning. Schumacher replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be 10 minutes late.

On Sunday morning Schumacher was t...

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