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I just read this strange new book about a dark blue star exploding out of a sailor's belly button

It's a novel naval navel navy nova novel

Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia.

Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia.
As they were approaching Shubenacadde (shoe-been-ack-id-dee), they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist aske...

I tried to translate a joke from Canadian

Did you hear about the war between Nova Scotia and Newfoundland?. ? The newfies were throwing grenades the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back

Nova seems to be a pretty popular Hispanic surname...

For me, since I speak English, that name would be a no-go

In memoriam

Rapid Roy was a daredevil who specialized in car stunts. He decided to retire in style and end his career by attempting a canyon jump in the worst car he could find. After doing some digging, he came across a Chevy Nova in an auction in Champagne, LA. It was in bad shape, but he took a chance, wo...

Hunting License

A Newfie went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like Newfies.

The game warden ordered the Newfie to show his hunting license, and the Newfie pull...

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3 Guys all married for 50 years, die at the same time, all go to pearly gates....

Its a long joke, sorry, 3 men all die at the same time, 3 men all have been married for 50 years, 3 men all are at the pearly gates, with St. Peter annoyed doing paperpork.

St.Peter tells them, I already the know the truth, I already know the answers, just tell me the truth when I ask a quest...

My favorite Newfie joke

I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.



There was a Nova Scotian, a Prince Edward Islander and a Newfie who were running from the cops. So they go down this side street and see three potato sacks and decide to hide in them. The police come along and think there's something suspicious so...

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Sheep farming can be a lonely career

After college a young man decides to attempt to back pack across Canada. In his travels he comes upon a sheep farmer from Nova Scotia, and after a short conversation is overcome with curiosity and decides to ask the farmer about his relationship with the sheep.

"Have you ever had sex with th...

Cop sees several cars parked in the dark, rocking side to side.

He goes up to the 1st car and knocks on the window. A brunette rolls down the window and says: "It's ok officer, we are just doing the Samba."
Cop goes to the 2nd car and knocks, a redhead rolls down the window and says: "It's ok officer, we are just doing the Mambo.
Cop goes on to the 3...

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A man walks in to a Muslim bookstore

A man went into a Muslim bookstore in Halifax, Nova Scotia. He was going up and down the aisles, obviously looking for something in particular.

Finally, the cashier came over and asked if he could help. The man asked "Do you happen to have the Australian Immigration Policy Book for Muslims"?...

Back in the days before radar...

... a large American naval vessel was cutting through a dark, foggy night. Suddenly, through the darkness, was a set of lights hurtling towards them. The captain tells his signalman to communicate to them: “Veer off.”

A moment later, they get a reply back: “You veer off.”

Indignant and...

What did the Italian bloodsucker say on his first date?

I'm no Cassa Nova, but I've been called a Roman tic.

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