What did the colonists say to the British when it was their turn to attack?
Hens were often used in the Revolutionary War to identify colonists that were loyal to the Crown.
You never learned about chicken-catch-a-Tory?
What did the colonist say at the Boston Tea Party?
The price is too steep!
What kind of tea did the American colonists like?
Which American colonists really loved word play?
Why did Britain change its name to Brian?
Because those dang colonists got rid of their tea.
Why was Portugal the best colonial power?
Spain had thousands of colonists, Britain had millions, but Portugal had BRAZILIANS.
Budweiser starts a collaboration with SpaceX to be the first beer on Mars
I can already see the headlines... "Colonist discovers water on Mars!"
An old Native American Chief was meeting with some Colonists for the first time. He welcomes then into his teepee and the meeting begins. As a show of good faith they offered him some tea and he absolutely loved it! The meetings conclude and the Colonists leave him some extra tea so he can enjoy it ...