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Starship Jokes

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What does the Starship Enterprize and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle uranus looking for klingons.

TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because...

...bugs.

What did the starship captain say when he peed his pants?

Yellow alert, number one.

Why does the starship enterprise smell bad?

Coz William Shat-n-er

What's the worst job to have on The Starship Enterprise?

Cleaning up the hollodeck.

You're lost in the desert, in the distance you see a figure. Starships starts playing

It's Nicki Mirage

What do you call a starship that works multiple jobs and can't pay of it's student loans?

The Millennial Falcon

The starship Enterprise is about to face annihilation from a superior ship, but Picard comes up with a cunning plan.

"We'll beam Lieutenant Worf on to their ship to offer our unconditional surrender", says Picard

"But Captain", interrupts Riker, "they might not take us seriously if you send Worf. It might be wise to send Commander Troi".

"Nonsense! Put him in a wooly sweater, a wooly hat and gloves,...

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Where are all the Jews on the Starship Enterprise?

on the challah deck

A starship engineer trades half their ship's cargo...

For a sub light engine. The captain finds out and is angry:
"Why did you trade valuable cargo for something 1/10th the value?"
The engineer replies: "Sorry captain, it was an impulse buy"

What award does NASA give the astronauts that board their spacecraft particularly quickly?

The starship -enter-prize.

The starship Enterprise encountered an alien race...

Kirk asks "What is your method of reproduction?"
A pair of aliens, happy to oblige, touched their antennae together, and soon a bud formed on the side of one. It slowly grew into a small replica of the alien, then fell off and started running around the room.
The aliens ask "How do you...

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Whats the similarity between Starship Enterprise and toiletpaper.

They both circling around Uranus looking for Klingons

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Bob and bill are looking over the star destroyer blueprints

"Hey bob, do we need any turrets on the bottom half of this Star Destroyer?"

"What d'you mean Bill?"

"The bottom half. It looks like we have about a dozen of these massive building-sized rotating double-barreled turrets on the top half, but pretty much nothing on the bottom half."
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