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Toilet paper is sort of like the Starship Enterprise

it circles Uranus looking for Klingons.

What did the starship captain say when he peed his pants?

Yellow alert, number one.

What's the worst job to have on The Starship Enterprise?

Cleaning up the hollodeck.

Why does the starship enterprise smell bad?

Coz William Shat-n-er

TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because...


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Whatโ€™s the difference between Charmin Toilet Paper and the Starship Enterprise?

Nothing. They both circle around Uranus in search of Clingons

What do you call a starship that works multiple jobs and can't pay of it's student loans?

The Millennial Falcon

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Where are all the Jews on the Starship Enterprise?

on the challah deck

The starship Enterprise is about to face annihilation from a superior ship, but Picard comes up with a cunning plan.

"We'll beam Lieutenant Worf on to their ship to offer our unconditional surrender", says Picard

"But Captain", interrupts Riker, "they might not take us seriously if you send Worf. It might be wise to send Commander Troi".

"Nonsense! Put him in a wooly sweater, a wooly hat and gloves,...

A starship engineer trades half their ship's cargo...

For a sub light engine. The captain finds out and is angry:
"Why did you trade valuable cargo for something 1/10th the value?"
The engineer replies: "Sorry captain, it was an impulse buy"

What award does NASA give the astronauts that board their spacecraft particularly quickly?

The starship -enter-prize.

The starship Enterprise encountered an alien race...

Kirk asks "What is your method of reproduction?"
A pair of aliens, happy to oblige, touched their antennae together, and soon a bud formed on the side of one. It slowly grew into a small replica of the alien, then fell off and started running around the room.
The aliens ask "How do you...

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Whats the similarity between Starship Enterprise and toiletpaper.

They both circling around Uranus looking for Klingons

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