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How is the Starship Enterprise like toilet paper?

They both travel around Uranus picking up Klingons.

What's the worst job to have on The Starship Enterprise?

Cleaning up the hollodeck.

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What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

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Whatโ€™s the difference between Charmin Toilet Paper and the Starship Enterprise?

Nothing. They both circle around Uranus in search of Clingons

What do you call a starship that works multiple jobs and can't pay of it's student loans?

The Millennial Falcon

TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because...

...bugs.

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Where are all the Jews on the Starship Enterprise?

on the challah deck

Why did the starship captain buy a sub-lightspeed propulsion system that he didn't need?

It was an impulse purchase.

For anyone who isn't aware, this is a star trek fathers day joke.

The starship Enterprise is about to face annihilation from a superior ship, but Picard comes up with a cunning plan.

"We'll beam Lieutenant Worf on to their ship to offer our unconditional surrender", says Picard

"But Captain", interrupts Riker, "they might not take us seriously if you send Worf. It might be wise to send Commander Troi".

"Nonsense! Put him in a wooly sweater, a wooly hat and gloves,...

What award does NASA give the astronauts that board their spacecraft particularly quickly?

The starship -enter-prize.

A starship engineer trades half their ship's cargo...

For a sub light engine. The captain finds out and is angry:
"Why did you trade valuable cargo for something 1/10th the value?"
The engineer replies: "Sorry captain, it was an impulse buy"

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Space joke

Whats the similarity between Starship Enterprise and toiletpaper.

They both circling around Uranus looking for Klingons

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