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Spaceman Jokes

what do you do if you see a spaceman?

Park your car in it man.

Multi-level Meta Joke

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a multi-level meta joke." So the guy says "A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell ...

What do you call a spaceman that’s gone crazy?

Astronuts... or Cosmonuts if he’s a comrade.

What do you call a heavy spaceman?

A Masstronaut.

What do you do if you're smoking weed in the walmart parking lot and you see a spaceman

Park in it bruh

What should you do if you see a space man?

~~Park your car, man.~~

Introduce yourself and tell him it’s funny because he just reminded you of this time you posted a joke about a ‘space man’ on Reddit and you thought everyone was going to love it but then you found out it had been posted about six trillion times already but you didn’t ...

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