What do you do if you see a spaceman?

Park in it man

What do you call a spaceman that’s gone crazy?

Astronuts... or Cosmonuts if he’s a comrade.

Multi-level Meta Joke

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says ‟I will give you a free drink if you cn tell me a multi-level meta joke.” So the guy says ‟A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says ”I will give you a free drink if you can te...

LPT: With Area 51 being raided soon, you should know what to do when you see a Spaceman...

Just park your car, man

Oasis song puns.

I'm bored. Here's some puns based on Oasis songs. D' you know what I mean?



Q - Why does Noel have no life insurance plan?

A - Live forever.



Q - What's Noel's advice on avoiding road rage when tail-gated?

A - Don't look back in anger.



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What do you call a heavy spaceman?

A Masstronaut.

What do you do if you're smoking weed in the walmart parking lot and you see a spaceman

Park in it bruh

Might have been Dr. Spaceman.

A woman walks into the doctor's and says, "Doctor I can't stop singing these two songs, is there anything wrong with me?"

The doctor says, "What songs are they?"

"'Delilah' and 'The Green Green Grass Of Home,'" the woman says.

The doctor says, "You have the Tom Jones Syndrome."<...

What should you do if you see a space man?

~~Park your car, man.~~

Introduce yourself and tell him it’s funny because he just reminded you of this time you posted a joke about a ‘space man’ on Reddit and you thought everyone was going to love it but then you found out it had been posted about six trillion times already but you didn’t ...

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