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Sawing Jokes

Magicians are celebrating 100 years of sawing people in half

I'm split in two about it.

I killed four people by looking them yesterday.

Edit: Sorry, sawing. English is not my native language.

Sawing Wood

So a gentleman walks into a Sears store to buy a saw. The store employee recommends to the customer a smal entry level chainsaw insisting that it will make the man's job much easier. The customer is reluctant at first but upon being assured that anyone can use a chainsaw he decides to make the pur...

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