In other news:

Cadburys on fire in Birmingham.

It's going to need a Boost now before things get a bit Flaky

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What does a flaky boyfriend and constipation have in common?

They're both assholes who can't commit.

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Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks.

Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blended Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks.<...

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The Pillsbury Dough Boy has died...

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 71.

Doughb...

My girlfriend is a special snowflake

She's cold and flaky.

My grandfather was diagnosed with Alzheimer's and Severe Dandruff...

He's been really flaky lately.

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