Where do you keep your badge at a Star Trek convention?
On a Lanyard Nimoy
How does a network analyist identify them self at work?
An agricultural inspector goes to a farm to carry out field tests and inspections.
He calls out in the yard but no one comes so decides to carry on with his inspection. He arrives at the first gate and is about to open it when he hears a shout from the other side of the field.
“YOU CAN’T GO IN THERE!!!!”
He looks over and sees the farmer on an opposite gate so he s...
Kids are always coming up with the strangest slang. Remember "on fleek" or when "dank" stopped meaning dingy?
I was working as a counselor at a summer camp one year. The kids came up with a new one and proceeded to absolutely run it into the ground. One day in the cafeteria, one of the ner...
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A Doctor, a Lawyer, and an Engineer ... and the Taliban.
A doctor, a lawyer, and an engineer were waiting to be guillotined by the Taliban.
They tested it by chopping off the head of a goat. They dragged over the doctor. "Do you have anything to say?" "Why kill me? I'm a doctor. I can treat your sick and injured." "Off with his head!" shouted the m...