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One man is walking a tightrope. Another is getting a blow job from a 90 year old lady.

Both have the same thought at the same time. What is it?

Don’t look down.

Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?

It wanted a balanced diet.

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A guy walking a tightrope over the Grand Canyon and a guy getting a blowjob from a ninety year old woman are both thinking the same thing

Don’t look down.

Tightrope walkers do really dangerous things.

They put their lives on the line!

A man and his wife are sitting down to dinner.

A man and his wife are sitting down to dinner.

“Ringling Brothers is coming to town this week,” she said. “The poster says they have a dancing bear. I always wanted to see one of those.”

“Maybe next year,” says the man. “Work’s really busy this week.”

The next night at dinner, t...

I've decided to become a tightrope walker!

I figured I should give it a try since all my credit card companies say my balance is outstanding!

Jaguar Joke

Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?

It was craving a well-balanced meal.

An 18 y/o boy getting a BJ from and 80 y/o woman and a tightrope walker have the same thought...What is it?

Don't look down!

My Dad broke this one out this morning thought I would share.

Two tightropes are side by side.

One is made of polyester, the other nylon.

The tightrope walker makes it across the polyester rope with no trouble, but on her way back across the nylon line, the rope gives a little too much, and she falls to the net.

The polyester rope looks over in disappointment. "That was a disg...

Why did the bankrupt tightrope walker retire?

He no longer had outstanding balance.

So my friend told me that any girl he dates has to know how to tightrope on heels, I thought he was joking but guess who he’s dating now

No one

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Did you hear the one about a guy on a tightrope?

There was this twenty-five year old guy walking a tightrope across a deep river gorge, while half way around the world another twenty-five year old guy was getting a blowjob from a seventy year old woman. At this exact moment both men were thinking the same thing...




Which food killed the tightrope walker?

A falafel.


If I was walking on a tightrope, I would call my wife...because she says I only call her when it's convenient for me

How are millenials and tightrope walkers alike?

Compromise their net and they will literally die.

What's a tightrope walker's favourite beverage?


What job is easiest to do on-line?

Tightrope walking!

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What does crossing the Niagara on a tightrope and being given a blowjob by a 90-year old have in common?

You don't want to look down

So one time i joined a Slovakian circus...

I got in with the tightrope walkers. The coach had designed this elaborate, rigorous training program. It was a whole system of Czechs and balances.

Talking to women is like...

Walking a tightrope over a lion cage.

And the tightrope is on fire.

And the lion cage is on fire.

And the lions are on fire.

Why is there so much fire?

Because fire is dangerous and so are women.

A man looking for work

A man was looking for work. In fact, he was desperate. He heard the circus was in town and so he went and asked the ring master if there was a job for him. The ring master said, "We're lucky you showed up! Our tiger just died and he was a big part of the show. What we need you to do is put on this t...

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