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Roosters Jokes

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What kind of porn do roosters watch?

Hen-tai

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Roosters are bisexual

If they can't find a female for their cock, a dude'll do

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Just found out that cockfighting is done with roosters.

That's 27 years of rigorous training, straight down the fucking drain.

Why don’t roosters wear underpants?

Because their pecker is on their face.

So Little Billy's rooster died

Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.

When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking i...

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A farmer who raised chickens had just bought a young rooster and put it in his coop...

Soon the young rooster struts up to the old one and says, "Okay you old fart, time for you to retire. I'm in charge of the hens, now."

"Are you sure?" the old rooster asks, "It's pretty challenging watching over all these hens and keeping them in line, especially for a youngster who doesn't h...

John was in the fertilized egg business.

He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
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A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed.

At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only is the rooster screwing the hens but he is screwing the turkeys,ducks even the cow. Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, l...

What breed of roosters lay eggs

Himalayan.

Imagine if roosters laid eggs.

So many dad yolks at our disposal.

What do roosters have in common with baseball?

Fowl balls.

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How many roosters does it take to fertilize an egg?

A cock-er-two'll-do!

Just heard this for the first time. And while on acid I laughed for two hours at this joke so I had to post it here

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I just learned today that cock fighting involves two roosters...

...well there goes a year and a half of intense training.

What is a Mexican Roosters' favorite meal?

Hen-chiladas

Brewster the Rooster

There once was a farmer who had a few chickens. For financial reasons, the farmer wanted to increase the egg production from his chickens and go into business. And so, the farmer set out to buy a rooster. He drove across the county to another farm that had many chickens and roosters.

The firs...

Roosters have the right idea.

They wake up screaming.

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The little rooster

It is a beautiful summers day when Rocky the rooster is taking his son out of the house for the first time.

"Son" the rooster says, "today you will become a man!"

The young rooster jumps up and down in pure excitement. "What are we going to do dad!?"

"Well son, my buddy Jeff tol...

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3 Black Roosters are sitting on a fence

How many wings do they have?

How many Beaks do they have?

How many feet do they have?

There's a white cat sitting on the fence.

How many furs does it have?

How many Whiskers does it have?

How come you know sooo much about black cock and nothing about white p...

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