Orion’s Belt is a waist of space

Terrible joke... 3 stars

The Orion's Belt constellation is so stupid

Personally I think it's a waist of space

Orion ordered a belt off Amazon.

It wasn't to his liking, so he decided to leave a review. It read, "This belt looks wonderful, but it doesn't fit well and can't be adjusted easily. I give it 3 stars."

Some people really like Orion's Belt

But I think it's just a big waist of space.

When Orion set up his new computer, he had to add a password

He wanted to put "my belt" but it would always show up as ***

What did Orion receive after losing an archery competition?

A constellation prize.

What's the slogan for Orion's Pizza?

OP delivers.

Not a great joke, but my wife claims no one will get it. I am trying to prove her wrong.

Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match?

He was given a constellation prize.

Yo mama so fat

...the only belt that fits is Orion's belt

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