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Orion Jokes

What's the deal with Orions belt?

Waste of space!

Bad joke? Okay okay

3 stars

Some people really like Orion's Belt

But I think it's just a big waist of space.

If that’s Orion’s belt….

Where’s his pants?

Orion ordered a belt off Amazon.

It wasn't to his liking, so he decided to leave a review. It read, "This belt looks wonderful, but it doesn't fit well and can't be adjusted easily. I give it 3 stars."

What's the slogan for Orion's Pizza?

OP delivers.

Not a great joke, but my wife claims no one will get it. I am trying to prove her wrong.

What did Orion receive after losing an archery competition?

A constellation prize.

Orion ordered a new belt but forgot to read the reviews

It was only 3 stars.

When Orion set up his new computer, he had to add a password

He wanted to put "my belt" but it would always show up as ***

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Orion’s Belt doesn’t sound like it’s named after an almighty Greek God

More like it’s named after an Irish father’s punishment weapon of choice.
“You’d better behave young lad, or your arse is gonna meet O’Ryan’s belt!”

According to Hesiod version, Orion was likely the son of the sea-god Poseidon and Euryale.

Orion could walk on the waves because of his father; he walked to the island of Chios where he got drunk and attacked Merope, daughter of Oenopion, the ruler there. In vengeance, Oenopion blinded Orion and drove him away. Orion stumbled to Lemnos where Hephaestus—the smith-god—had his forge. Hephaes...

Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match?

He was given a constellation prize.

How bad is light pollution?

One of Orion's dogs was put down.

What happens when a star has too much gas?

It gets constellation.

(Maybe it should loosen it's Orion's belt)

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go camping

In the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up and asks “tell me, Watson, what do you observe?”

Watson replies “it is a clear, cloudless sky. To the east I see the constellation of Orion whereby I can trail the handle of the plough pointing to Polaris, the North Star. As my eyes adjust to ...

Yo mama so fat

...the only belt that fits is Orion's belt

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