Orion’s Belt doesn’t sound like it’s named after an almighty Greek God More like it’s named after an Irish father’s punishment weapon of choice.
“You’d better behave young lad, or your arse is gonna meet O’Ryan’s belt!”
Orion ordered a belt off Amazon.
It wasn't to his liking, so he decided to leave a review. It read, "This belt looks wonderful, but it doesn't fit well and can't be adjusted easily. I give it 3 stars."
When Orion set up his new computer, he had to add a password
He wanted to put "my belt" but it would always show up as ***
Orion ordered a new belt but forgot to read the reviews
It was only 3 stars.
What did Orion receive after losing an archery competition?
A constellation prize.
How bad is light pollution?
One of Orion's dogs was put down.
What's the slogan for Orion's Pizza?
OP delivers.
Not a great joke, but my wife claims no one will get it. I am trying to prove her wrong.
What happens when a star has too much gas?
It gets constellation.
(Maybe it should loosen it's Orion's belt)
Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match?
He was given a constellation prize.
Yo mama so fat
...the only belt that fits is Orion's belt
Sherlock and Watson go camping
Sherlock wakes up at 3 AM, wakes up Watson and asks him:
"Watson, look at the sky. What does it tell you?"
"The weather is clear, a bit cloudy." he replies.
"What else?"
"The stars we see right there form the Orion constellation."
"Elementary my dear Watson..." say...
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