Orion's Belt is a big waist of space.

Bad joke. Only three stars.

What's the slogan for Orion's Pizza?

OP delivers.

Not a great joke, but my wife claims no one will get it. I am trying to prove her wrong.

Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match?

He was given a constellation prize.

I Think the Majority of Us Can Agree

That Orion's Belt is a big waste of stars.

Yo mama so fat

...the only belt that fits is Orion's belt

Sherlock and Watson go camping

Sherlock wakes up at 3 AM, wakes up Watson and asks him:

"Watson, look at the sky. What does it tell you?"

"The weather is clear, a bit cloudy." he replies.

"What else?"

"The stars we see right there form the Orion constellation."

"Elementary my dear Watson..." say...

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Clever kid.

A couple wants some private time, but their flat is small and they can't guarantee that their young son won't be able to hear them. In the end they come up with a plan- every time they want to make love they tell their son to stand out on the balcony and describe everything he sees (this way they ge...