What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

2 kilomockingbirds

I just finished 'To Kill A Mockingbird'.

1/10 Worst guide ever.

What do you call a mockingbird cooked in alcohol.

Tequila Mockingbird

What is an english teacher's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is a drunk Mexican's favourite book?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What's a Mexican's favourite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird.


(I'm sure this joke has been made before, but I thought it up this morning.)

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds

(credit goes to my old physics book)

Did you guys hear about the sequel of "To Kill a Mockingbird"? It's called...

"The Murder of Crows"

What is black, white, and gray, has feathers, and weighs almost four and a half pounds?

Two-kilo mockingbird.

The Biker and The Old Lady

A biker stopped by the local Harley Shop to have his bike repaired. They couldn't do the work while he waited, and so, since he didn't live far from the shop, he decided to walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped at the li...

Harper Lee made her own alcohol several decades ago, researchers found out it's called

Tequila Mockingbird.

What was Pablo Escobar's favorite book?

Two kilo mockingbird.

What is the favorite liquor of every high school English teacher?

Tequila Mockingbird

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A son tells his dad,

"Dad! There's a mockingbird on the roof."
"How do you know it's a mockingbird?" The Dad asks.
The son responds, "Because it said 'Look at me I'm a dumb 40 year old living in my parents basement'"

What do Mexican kids read in middle school?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call 2000 of Harper E. Lee's favorite birds?

Two kilo-mockingbirds

Statistician and bomb.

Found this on Raymond Smullyan's book "To Mock a Mockingbird". Hope you might like it.


There is the story of
a statistician who told a friend that he never took airplanes: "I
have computed the probability that there will be a bomb on
the plane," he explained, "and although this p...

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New weights and measures

1. The ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

5. Weight an evangelist carries with Go...

Useful Metric Equivalents

* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 52 = 1 decacards
* 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 m...

what do you call a bookstore that's also a bar?

tequila mockingbird

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.