What do you call a fat mockingbird?

two kilo mocking bird

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

2 kilomockingbirds

I just finished 'To Kill A Mockingbird'.

1/10 Worst guide ever.

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop...

to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. H...

What do you call a mockingbird cooked in alcohol.

Tequila Mockingbird

In high school I knew we had an alcoholic Mexican English teacher

When she had us read Tequila Mockingbird

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds

(credit goes to my old physics book)

What happens when you cross alcoholism and books of literary merit?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you cross Mexico with an anti-racism book?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What's a lawyer's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird

A man walks into a western bar

When he sits down a Texan asks the man if he knew the state bird, he replied "no" so the Texan informed him it was the mockingbird, the man asked "why the mockingbird?" And the Texan replied "WhY tHe MOcKinGbIrD???"

Did you guys hear about the sequel of "To Kill a Mockingbird"? It's called...

"The Murder of Crows"

What is black, white, and gray, has feathers, and weighs almost four and a half pounds?

Two-kilo mockingbird.

Harper Lee made her own alcohol several decades ago, researchers found out it's called

Tequila Mockingbird.

What was Pablo Escobar's favorite book?

Two kilo mockingbird.

Statistician and bomb.

Found this on Raymond Smullyan's book "To Mock a Mockingbird". Hope you might like it.


There is the story of
a statistician who told a friend that he never took airplanes: "I
have computed the probability that there will be a bomb on
the plane," he explained, "and although this p...

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A son tells his dad,

"Dad! There's a mockingbird on the roof."
"How do you know it's a mockingbird?" The Dad asks.
The son responds, "Because it said 'Look at me I'm a dumb 40 year old living in my parents basement'"

What's a Mexican's favourite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird.


(I'm sure this joke has been made before, but I thought it up this morning.)

What do you call 2000 of Harper E. Lee's favorite birds?

Two kilo-mockingbirds

Useful Metric Equivalents

* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 52 = 1 decacards
* 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 m...

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New weights and measures

1. The ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

5. Weight an evangelist carries with Go...

what do you call a bookstore that's also a bar?

tequila mockingbird

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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