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What is the punishment for polygamy?

2 wives!
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Why should polygamy be legal?

Any guy willing to take multiple wives is punishment enough!
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A boy to his dad: "What's polygamy?"

"It's having one wife too many", he says.

"And what is monogamy?"

"... the same"
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What does polygamy need?

Mormen.
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What is the punishment for polygamy in the United States?

Multiple mothers-in-law.
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The biggest problem with polygamy?

Multiple mother-in-laws.
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There is a local beer company here in Utah called Polygamy Porter

Their motto is "Beer so good, why not have more than one"
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"You are accused of polygamy"

"You are accused of polygamy"

"And who pressed charges?

"Your wife"

"Which one exactly?"
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Who called it 'polygamy and monogamy'...

...and not 'PirateBay and PrivateBae'?
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Have you heard of the book “Living in Polygamy”?

By Sharon Peters
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If having two sex partners is bigamy, and anything above that is polygamy, what is it called when having a single sex partner?

Monotony

Monogamy is having one spouse. Polygamy is having more than one spouse.

Monopolygamy is marrying the Monopoly Guy.
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I want to handle the topic of traditional homosexual polygamy

Just like my four fathers did

Prehistoric math joke

In a certain tribe, in which polygamy was practiced, a married man’s standing in the tribe depended upon the combined weight of his wives-the greater the combined weight, the more important was the man. Every year, on weighing day and according to custom, the married men would stand their wives on n...
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