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Polygamy Jokes

What is the punishment for polygamy?

2 wives!

Why should polygamy be legal?

Any guy willing to take multiple wives is punishment enough!

A boy to his dad: "What's polygamy?"

"It's having one wife too many", he says.

"And what is monogamy?"

"... the same"

What does polygamy need?

Mormen.

What is the punishment for polygamy in the United States?

Multiple mothers-in-law.

The biggest problem with polygamy?

Multiple mother-in-laws.

There is a local beer company here in Utah called Polygamy Porter

Their motto is "Beer so good, why not have more than one"

"You are accused of polygamy"

"You are accused of polygamy"

"And who pressed charges?

"Your wife"

"Which one exactly?"

Who called it 'polygamy and monogamy'...

...and not 'PirateBay and PrivateBae'?

Have you heard of the book “Living in Polygamy”?

By Sharon Peters

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If having two sex partners is bigamy, and anything above that is polygamy, what is it called when having a single sex partner?

Monotony

Monogamy is having one spouse. Polygamy is having more than one spouse.

Monopolygamy is marrying the Monopoly Guy.

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I want to handle the topic of traditional homosexual polygamy

Just like my four fathers did

Prehistoric math joke

In a certain tribe, in which polygamy was practiced, a married man’s standing in the tribe depended upon the combined weight of his wives-the greater the combined weight, the more important was the man. Every year, on weighing day and according to custom, the married men would stand their wives on n...

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