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Gosling Jokes

When talking with her girlfriends, my wife often compares me to Ryan Gosling!

She says I look nothing like him.

I think Ryan Gosling is mature enough now...

for us to call him Ryan Goose.

Ryan Gosling is 36 years old

Shouldn't we be calling him Ryan Goose already?

A little boy was on the school bus after a day at school.

He was driving the bus driver driver crazy by talking about what he had learned about animals in class in a very loud and annoying voice, "If my dad was a bull and my mom was a cow, I'd be a calf! If my dad was a rooster and my mom was a hen, I'd be a little chick! If my dad was a gander and my mom ...

My 10-year-old's Barbie joke

What do you call a sad baby goose that likes Barbie?


Cryin Gosling

What did Mother Goose name her newborn son?

Ryan Gosling

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So I was granted one wish to see everyone I jerked off to in one room

I took to the stage and said "ladies, you might be wondering why Ryan Gosling and I are standing next to each other but....."

May your Christmas and New Year be like "The Notebook"...

Get so wasted you don't remember Ryan Gosling.

My wife and I made lists of people we're allowed to sleep with

She chose Ryan Gosling, and I chose the babysitter, and I *won*, and now she's mad at me.

 
 
 





Side note: I originally heard this joke on Dr. Katz, but cannot remember who the comedian was. Anybody happen to know? It's bugging me.
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