My girlfriend always takes long baths after we finish watching a Ryan gosling movie
I don't know what she's doing in there, but it gives me lots of time to jerk off to Ryan Gosling
Ryan Gosling is 36 years old
Shouldn't we be calling him Ryan Goose already?
My wife and I made lists of people we're allowed to sleep with
She chose Ryan Gosling, and I chose the babysitter, and I *won*, and now she's mad at me.
Side note: I originally heard this joke on Dr. Katz, but cannot remember who the comedian was. Anybody happen to know? It's bugging me.
May your Christmas and New Year be like "The Notebook"...
Get so wasted you don't remember Ryan Gosling.
An Amish woman discovers an elevator
There was an elderly, Amish woman who went with her family to a mall for the first time in their lives. The whole family was mesmerized by the hundreds of stores, the lights, the food court. And then, for the first time in her life, the Amish woman saw an elevator. She watched as an elderly man appr...