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Taoism Jokes

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Some Religious Truths

TAOISM:

ZEN BUDDHISM: What is the sound of happening?

PROTESTANTISM: Let happen to someone else

ATHEISTS: for no apparent reason

HARE KRISHNA: / / Happens, happens/

CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say...

The anti-phonetic alphabet

I've been making a list for months of words that can be used to deliberately confuse people over the phone when phonetically reading out letters. Some letters like L are tough so I just added funny words to say.

A - aisle

B - bdellium

C - czar

D - Djibouti, Django, djemb...

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A comprehensive observation about common religions and religious practices.

Jainism: You must not disturb

Bhuddism: You must become one with the .

Taoism:

Shintoism: Our ancestors thought of this .

Hinduism: Eating meat makes you a person.

Paganism: Here's some that represents other .

Reform J...

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