A comprehensive observation about common religions and religious practices.
Jainism: You must not disturb shit
Bhuddism: You must become one with the shit.
Taoism: Shit happens
Shintoism: Our ancestors thought of this shit.
Hinduism: Eating meat makes you a shit person.
Paganism: Here's some shit that represents other shit.
Reform J...
The anti-phonetic alphabet
I've been making a list for months of words that can be used to deliberately confuse people over the phone when phonetically reading out letters. Some letters like L are tough so I just added funny words to say.
A - aisle
B - bdellium
C - czar
D - Djibouti, Django, djemb...
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Some Religious Truths
TAOISM: Shit happens
ZEN BUDDHISM: What is the sound of shit happening?
PROTESTANTISM: Let shit happen to someone else
ATHEISTS: Shit happens for no apparent reason
HARE KRISHNA: Shit happens/ Shit happens/ Happens, happens/ Shit happens
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say...
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