A man was driving his car when he saw a three-legged chicken dart across the road at an incredible speed...
Intrigued, he slammed his brakes and watched the chicken run to a farm so fast he couldn't believe it.
The man quickly turned into the farm's driveway and drove to the farmhouse. Upon reaching it the farmer emerged and asked, "Can I help you?"
The man said, "Did you see a three-legged ...
A man got into a horrific accident that resulted in him losing an arm and a leg.
Don't worry, he's all right now.
Paleontologists have determined that there once was a genetic mutation millions of years ago that resulted in the creation of a five-legged dinosaur.
As far as we know, this is the first evidence ever seen of a reptile dysfunction.
A thief stole a sine and a cosine... He took the two identities to a beach. However, they were too heavy for him to carry.
He wanted to keep them under the sand, but the beach was so narrow that it could only contain one of them: sine or cosine. He decided that, using his mathematical skills, that he would stack sine over cosine - but that resulted in tan! He did not want to get tan. So he stacked cosine over sine... <...