The aftermath of an Italian affair . . .

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.


Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he promised that he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. Furthe...

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A couple comes home to find their kitchen completely bare.

All their fixtures and appliances are missing. Suddenly they hear a knock at the door.

They open the door to find their oven waiting on the porch. It begins to speak, "I have come to life and have cooked you both your favourite meals!"

They let their now-living oven back into the hous...

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February 15th - the Aftermath reminded me of a joke

When I saw a [thread](http://imgur.com/yKGB2Z6) on the aftermath of Valentines Day it reminded me of a joke - goes like this.

Boy walks into a pharmacy and walks over near the condom aisle passing by a few time looking very nervous. The pharmacist, a male, decides to take mercy on him and wal...

I thought the math exam was bad enough. But when I finished i realised...

I had to deal with the aftermath.

An old man lay dying under the ceiling fan. . .

An old man lay dying under the ceiling fan, which had the bearing of a military helicopter airily surveying the aftermath of a natural disaster.

Surrounded by his son, his twin daughters and a haggard-looking nurse who looked about ready to end it all if only she could find the bloody switch,...

What happens to a math major when he flunks out of school?

The aftermath

A mathematician died

I wonder what was the aftermath.

My friend's dad is a war photographer, but with a twist.

He goes into battlefields after the shooting's stopped and takes pictures of the aftermath.

The newspaper he works for got him a contract to take photos in Iraq. Well, this was just after the war broke out, and he couldn't just fly into the country, not while there was a war. So he flew into...

I accidentally destroyed my home by subtracting (2*5) from 10.

Nothing was left in the aftermath.

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So I told Hitler about 9/11

I told him about the carnage and the aftermath, and how the state of America was changed forever, but he was confused.

So, I told him about the backstory, and how Bin Laden began to plan this in the 90s, but he was still confused.

Then, I told him about the numerous connections and the...

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

I hope they never ban algebra...

Think of the aftermath!

A turtle got mugged by a gang of snails...

In the aftermath the police officer asked the turtle for details.
Trembling, the turtle mutters, "I... I don't know. It all just... happened so fast!"

My friend really went off the rails after he failed his statistics course

The aftermath was terrible.

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Did you hear about the CEO with no ears?

There was a CEO with no ears and he was hiring new employees, the interviews went a little like this:


The first interview went fine for the most part but then came the last question.


CEO: Alright, the jobs requirement is to be very keen to detail. Tell me, what is something you...

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