Talking dog for sale

A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in.

“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog.

“I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I...

Did you hear about the fireman who was hurt rescuing a cat from a tree?

He went out on a limb.

I was so sad the other day

I watched my wedding VHS tape backwards and I could see my friends rescuing me out of that church

This just in...

I nearly fell off a cliff while hiking the other day, but a passerby grabbed my arm, rescuing me before I fell.
His name was Justin. Justin Tyme.

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