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Reprieve Jokes

What did the recently reprieved prisoner suffer from?

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Three young guys die in a car accident

Three young guys die in a car accident christmas eve and St Peter says if you can show me that you were in the Christmas spirit I'll send you back ! The first guy found some tinsel in his pocket so was sent back ! The second guy scratched around and found some Holly in his jacket and was reprieved! ...

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A brand new lumberjack is being shown around the work site where he will be felling trees.

The foreman takes him to the barracks, "Here's where you'll be sleeping, son, you have the top bunk over there" and motions to the corner of the room, "Up at 5 a.m., lights out at 10 p.m." The new hire looks at the shabby conditions but thinks he can put up with it for the pay he'll be receiving....

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another farm joke

On a farm there is an old horse and a young horse. Every week for entertainment, the farmer races the horses against each other. At first the full grown horse wins consistently, but lately the young horse has won more and more. After a particularly bad defeat, the old horse over hears the farmer say...

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