Redemption Jokes - 11 Hilarious Redemption Jokes

My friend said they should make "Red Dead Redemption Remastered". I said that sounds laughable.

"RDRR"

Why do people who are colorblind hate the movie Shawshank Redemption?

Because they can't see Red.

I’m Currently making up a joke in my head about Red Dead Redemption 2.....

Don’t worry,I have a plan.

Clint Eastwood decided to play Red Dead Redemption

he was greeted with the welcome screen

"OK Gamer"

"Jesus, I've come to you for redemption," I pleaded.

"Sorry sir, that coupon is no longer valid," said the Mexican store keeper.

I heard Rockstar are gonna start making dry shampoo

It's called Bed Head Redemption

If a girl has red hair, it makes up for other personality flaws

I call it the “Red Head Redemption”

4th July

If the 4th of July is independence Day, why isn't 17th February Shawshank redemption day? It was a much better film.

If you watch it backwards. . .

The Shawshank Redemption is about two mexican fishermen who are such great friends that when one of them is sent to prison in Maine, the other one crawls through five hundred yards of foulness you can't even imagine to be with him.

Did you hear the UN has started a program of forgiving the crimes of former soviets who have died?

Yeah, it's called the red dead redemption.

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A man was robbing a house

He snuck in at the dead of night, the owners weren’t home. Good. He started to clear the expensive stuff off the shelves in the living room, he reached for an expensive-looking pen on display when he heard a distant voice whisper “Jesus is watching you”

Startled, he looked around yet saw no o...

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