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Rehab Center Jokes

Why did the duck go to the rehab center?

It had an addiction to quack.

What's the difference between a rehab center and a concentration camp?

One takes addicts out of people, the other takes people out of attics.

(Works best when said out loud)

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said

'Keep off the Grass.'

And Jesus says to his followers, ¨I will turn this water into wine.¨

And the guy says, ¨Sir, this is a rehab center.¨

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