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Acupuncture Jokes

Why can't you trust acupuncture specialists?

They'll always stab you in the back.

Ya know, I tried acupuncture last weekend

I just didn't really get the point

Even if you don't notice any improvement from acupuncture,

you can't say it's pointless.

A friend of mine does voodoo acupuncture.

You don’t even have to go.

After getting acupuncture, my chronic muscle pain is completely gone.

The pin really is mightier than the sore.

What do you call it when you poke someone’s head on the exact spot that causes their head to explode?

Acupuncture

How to deal with stress

A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of vodka. "I've been so stressed lately," he complains to the bartender. "So I recently started doing that Chinese thing with the needles." "Acupuncture?" the bartender asks. "No," the guy replies. "Heroin."

I'm on pins and needles

I'm on pins and needles waiting for the results of my acupuncture exam.

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