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Ya know, I tried acupuncture last weekend

I just didn't really get the point

Why can't you trust acupuncture specialists?

They'll always stab you in the back.

Even if you don't notice any improvement from acupuncture,

you can't say it's pointless.

After getting acupuncture, my chronic muscle pain is completely gone.

The pin really is mightier than the sore.

I'm on pins and needles

I'm on pins and needles waiting for the results of my acupuncture exam.

How to deal with stress

A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of vodka. "I've been so stressed lately," he complains to the bartender. "So I recently started doing that Chinese thing with the needles." "Acupuncture?" the bartender asks. "No," the guy replies. "Heroin."

What do you call it when you poke someone’s head on the exact spot that causes their head to explode?

Acupuncture

Things always have a way of going badly for me.

I tried to use pins on a voodoo doll that looks like my mother in law and I ended up curing her arthritis with acupuncture.

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