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Why can't you trust acupuncture specialists?

They'll always stab you in the back.
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Ya know, I tried acupuncture last weekend

I just didn't really get the point
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Even if you don't notice any improvement from acupuncture,

you can't say it's pointless.
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A friend of mine does voodoo acupuncture.

You don’t even have to go.
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After getting acupuncture, my chronic muscle pain is completely gone.

The pin really is mightier than the sore.
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What do you call it when you poke someone’s head on the exact spot that causes their head to explode?

Acupuncture
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How to deal with stress

A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of vodka. "I've been so stressed lately," he complains to the bartender. "So I recently started doing that Chinese thing with the needles." "Acupuncture?" the bartender asks. "No," the guy replies. "Heroin."
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I'm on pins and needles

I'm on pins and needles waiting for the results of my acupuncture exam.
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