What do you call the modern practice of alchemy?

Cryptocurrency!

My girlfriend walked out on me for being too old fashioned.

I thought we had good alchemy

Lead + Alchemy.

Edit: Thanks for the gold!

We all know that alchemy isn't real.

You can't get gold from lead. You just get lead from Flint.

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